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Originally Posted by JugV2

Oh, and boy trapped in refrigerator at EVO eats own foot.

^^^^^^^^I vote Korny.

Originally Posted by Burk

^^^^^^^^I vote Korny.

Me too, but hard to organise without somebody pressing criminal charges. You'd still get the story, but essentially it would read thus:


DARWIN, AUSTRALIA. More proof that lan gamers are smelly cannibals came today at local event Evo Fight, when a young boy ate off his own foot in order to win a gaming competition.

The boy was playing recently-released game Count A Strike, in which players receive detailed, realistic training on terrorist tactics, weapons and religion. It is believed by authorities that a culture of foot-eating has emerged amongst jihadists, based on this isolated incident.

"I believe that games like Count A Strike and GT Eh must be banned", said Thickwit McNoughties, the local ignorant politician said in response. "Such games only teach our children violent behaviour. They should be out in the park, playing AFL or Rugby with a bit of biffo. The games are far too realistic. I say it's time to bring back wholesome actual violence".

None of the officials at the event were available to comment at 60 seconds to press deadline this evening.