Thread: The Art Of Misquoting

I remember awhile ago Sly Fox suggested we put together a pile of quotes taken out of context (Wh0rum chronicles).

The quote that started it, while I cannot find it on these forums would be or would be close to the first one. Does any admins have a backup of the "Aravi and more" thread from flame-wars.

I think it's a pretty good idea and that the outcome could become quite funny. Anyone else up for hunting down and submitting quotes of this nature (out of context -> new meanings of an embarrassing or humourous nature).

AND PLEASE, POST LINKS WITH THE QUOTES

EDIT: Re-organised to track submissions here, all will have source acknowledged

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by Sper0

But seriously, am I the only one here with a fetish for leather?

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by BrAiN DaNcE

I AM SHE-RA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlueMania Found - this

Originally Posted by SperO

see how good SperO is at managing her whores ......

RealMadCow Found - this

Originally Posted by ctjc

poopoo my friend d/l all dis cheats onto my comp and i had no idea now i am banned wtf!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid di*khead friend

RealMadCow Found - <Image posted below>

Originally Posted by ZeReaper

OK IM A FAG

Monkey found - this

Originally Posted by craZy C

C'MON GUYS IT IS OBVIOUS.....It was his brothers sisters friends cousins uncles mum who was screwing the babysisters niece while the next door neighbours kids friends broke in and stole his PC to sell for crack at which time it made its way to the PAWN shop and was purchased by a little old lady for her nephew. Unfortunately she was mugged by midgets who are actually in disguise because they are the L33T HaXorZ crew. They are the ones who installed them....HONEST :roll:

Monkey found - this

Originally Posted by Imitation

Well firstly.. is your arse sore?

Psychotic Avenger found - this

Originally Posted by Mudman

so korny was bored huh, that explains it.

Martok found - this

Originally Posted by Flammable

what a bunch of loosers..

Knight of Nih found - <in signature>

Originally Posted by Dr3vil

The 1337 GU Cross-Dresser

Odyssey found - this

Originally Posted by MARTOK

I was already hard...

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by rainwulf

KILL KILL KILL THAM SPERMIES!!!!

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by Aravi D'teron

Why can't my hormones just leave me in peace to code in C and play video games.

Milf Hunter found - this

Originally Posted by uNsPoKen

lip sip suck is my fetish atm..

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by Milf Hunter

I am a 13 year old girl.

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by Milf Hunter

uNsPoKeN you're the coolest guy on the internet, and I want your children!

Monkey found - this

Originally Posted by Cockroche

i raped everyone....wooohoooo and it felt good....

Lilu found - this

Originally Posted by BlueMania

I dont know what you want, but i want him

RealMadCow found - this

Originally Posted by ebola virus

Just my 2c worth. Ill go back to shaving my legs now.

Xaine found - this

Originally Posted by Milf Hunter

...is making me hard like a fish!

Monkey found - this

Originally Posted by Korny

I AM GHEY WITH tn1 ALL DAY IN THE HAY DURING MAY

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by CoCoBuckeTs

you look sexy as a chicken

Milenko found - this

Originally Posted by CoCoBuckeTs

No wonder little bush has a hard on...

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by Ph3n0m3n0n

leave my pussy alone!

Jay found - this

Originally Posted by Aravi

Also, I'm pretty

Amphibious One found - this

Originally Posted by SperO

and everyone laughed at me...

Harbinger Found - [MSN Conversation]

Originally Posted by Sean / Milenko

Bahahahhaha.......GAY REC ALERT, ALL HANDS TO DICK

Milenko Found - [MSN Conversation]

Originally Posted by Harbinger

someone is so gonna invade me while im asleep

Monkey found - this

Originally Posted by Sper0

Ahhh Milenko, you always were my favourite bitch

Aravi found - this

Originally Posted by StaticRevenger

Um how can a crab actually eat a pussy

Harbinger found - #dga

<Stonefish> I'm still considering taking a hammock this year
<Knight-> cool u share it with me?

The Original Thread
http://www.gamers-underground.com/ph...ic.php?p=51939

Yes - I got that too Aravi. But judging by your posting of 6 times, I assume it posted anyway. So I went and checked and it did nice find.

Originally Posted by Aravi

Also, I'm pretty

:wink:

ack

Well found. Got it before I saw it and fixed it

I got one on Harb.

MAKE SURE HE DOESNT DELETE IT.

Originally Posted by Harbinger

Harbinger says:
someone is so gonna invade me while im asleep

Originally Posted by Sean / Milenko

Bahahahhaha.......GAY REC ALERT, ALL HANDS TO DICK

Damn I didn't say anything stupid back then....

Originally Posted by Soloman1

yeah, that was our first second online war..

Soloman's quote can't be taken out of context as such... He just fucked up. :)

Can people please post links to where they found the quotes, makes it easier for me because I don't have to search for them every time.