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  1. 22-07-02, 08:38 PM #1
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    A young little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs
    to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well,
    all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me:
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 !
    That's good,innit?"


    "Yes darling, very good."


    "Is that because I'm blonde?"

    "Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."

    Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says:
    "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only
    went as far as D,
    but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good,innit?"


    "Yes darling, very good." Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"

    Yes darling it's because you're blonde."

    Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went
    swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"

    She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum. "Is that because I'm
    blonde, mummy?"

    "No darling, it's because you're 25."
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  2. 22-07-02, 08:50 PM #2
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  3. 22-07-02, 09:10 PM #3
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    hahaha.
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  4. 22-07-02, 09:12 PM #4
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  5. 22-07-02, 11:10 PM #5
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  7. 23-07-02, 12:30 AM #7
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  8. 23-07-02, 01:00 AM #8
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    haha

    btw who cares if it's old, other people may not have heard it.
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  10. 23-07-02, 09:06 PM #10
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    I have not heard this joke, I like it.... funny :lol:
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