Thread: Russian scientist creates anti-aging pill

A Russian scientist claims to have created his own version of the fountain of youth. He says, when perfected, all you'll have to do is pop a pill to defy the aging process. The medicine is currently undergoing tests, but could be on sale within a few years. RT's Natalia Novikova has been finding out more.

hahahahahaha, are you fucking for real? come on, via DNA transcription and translation your going to cleave of part of your DNA your cells divide. Thus, your DNA, yep that human genome shit is getting shorter. But don't freak out, as it gets shorter in non-coding regions. But effectively, if you shorten it so much it will effect the coding region. (ie coding region = codes for proteins, or traits, or some genetic trait, or RNA, or other RNAs) When it gets so short and effects your coding region, diseases arise, the most common being cancer... So isn't your DNA replicating for your cells to divide apart of aging? and if so, how does this Russian dude stop the shortening of DNA, one of the many tiggers of cancer. Cos if he did stop aging, did he cure cancer? MOTHERFUCKER!

But seriously, this is coming from a bioenergetics professor, they are the like the energy thery scientists of biochemistry. Every year some random bioenergetics scientist will claim some crazy arse shit, without proper field work. Most of the time its like, hey lets develop this molecule, shove it in a human, only to discover that is cant pass the cell membrane ad instead floats around doing damage to surrounding cells.

ps. he looks old and wants some news attention before he dies.

pps. to many bourbons.

most educational drunken rant ever.


Also, who beleives anything that a russian/chinese scientist/chemist/labcoat-wearing-motherfucker says anyway.

Pfft, fuck you guys. I'm moving to Russia and living forever!

and chances are, once you've taken that pill, you'll fit right in at Prypiat

He already fits in, in Prypiat :p

once the pill is in full development, ill be looking for housing on the moon ;D

once he takes the pill he'll be put in a tub full of ice with no kidneys.

well i dont know about you, but i prefer my icy tubs to be kidney free

Simple - if it works, I'll instruct my son to buy some from him in about 50-60 years (he'll surely be taking his own medicine if it works), then he can live until there is a time machine invented, and can come back and tell me this shit works and I'll buy some now.

Ok, I haven't heard from the future version of my son yet, so I can only imagine that his time machine adventures went the same as they did for Michael J Fox, or the pill doesn't work.