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    joke

    Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as sales people.

    Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
    Postulate 2: Time is Money.
    As every engineer knows...
    Work/Time = Power
    Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
    Work/Money = Knowledge
    Solving for Money, we get
    Work/Knowledge = Money
    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

    Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more you Make --
    Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

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    thats pretty cool actually. dunno if its a joke coz i didnt laugh but its still cool

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