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or is it part 2?

The husband comes home and finds his wife packing a suitcase. " And where are you going" he asks, the wife replys " I just found out that what I have been doing free for you for years I can be paid $400 each time for sex. The husband then starts packing a bag and the wife asks " where do you think your going" he says " with you, I want to see you live on $800 a year

Another oldie but goodie.



A woman rubbed a bottle and surprisingly...out popped a genie.

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said "Nope,
sorry, three wish genies are a story book myth.
I'm a one wish genie, so what'll it be?

The woman did not hesitate. She said "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for hundreds of years. I'm out of shape after
being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I
don't think it can be done. Make another wish please and be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said "Well I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one thats considerate and fun, likes to
cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That
is what I wish for - a good man!"

The genie let out a sigh and said "Let me see the f**king map again!