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  1. 06-09-04, 04:31 PM #1
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    My dog needs help :)

    Last nite 2am all hell breaks loose in my backyard.

    Dog was going off like he was being killed, thinking another dog in the backyard or an intruder I grab the trusty old Wilson Hammer Tennis Raquet and run out to the yard ready to swing.

    Round the corner and see my dog in the corner cowering and whining like mad.

    3 feet away standing ..poised to deliver the killing blow was a ...

    a ****ing duck!

    Yep a 3 foot tall black stupid duck had just come into my yard and whomped my freaking dog.

    Fairly wtfpwnedrangranged him.

    So for the next 2 hours the dog wont go outside cause of this stupid DUCK that wouldn't leave the bloody yard..
    SO guess what i'm having for dinner tonite.....yep you guessed it..

    ****ing Taco's cause the wife wouldn't let me go all wu tang on the duck....

    Stupid mutt..what was Stan's dog called?
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  2. 06-09-04, 04:34 PM #2
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    The Dog and its owner requires (serious) help..
    apply with in

    hahaha
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  3. 06-09-04, 05:39 PM #3
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    the wife wouldn't let me go all wu tang on the duck....
    they are two of the greatest quotes ever, bash.org material

    oh, and stan's dog was sparky
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  4. 06-09-04, 06:21 PM #4
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    LOL that's some funny shit right there

    Ducks are vicious bloody things... most dogs would shy away from one.
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  5. 06-09-04, 07:17 PM #5
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    LOL, ducks can be pretty psycho when they want to be....I'd have told the wife to screw humanity, and "accidently" tripped with a axe and landed about level with said ducks head.
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  6. 07-09-04, 01:22 AM #6
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    wahahaaah scott. a ****ing duck!! aahhaahahahah
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  7. 07-09-04, 01:27 AM #7
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    did i mention ahahaahahahhhahahaa. oi scott, was the duck a TH? MB + BS + Bleed + DB = Deaddog unless your dog is a DA or Pala. upgrade his armour....ok i play that game too much...
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    There is a simple, cheap solution for this problem (it'll be humourous too). 1 can of deoderant and a lighter...
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