Thread: My kind of chain letter

My Friend

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks of true friendship and truth itself!

Friend,

When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to you, you dumb twit.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

So now, send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

Hehehe for some reason I always found this one a giggle.

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshenistan who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshenistan Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. So go on; reach out. Send this to five people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to four or six people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!