Thread: SB Friday Funny

A young man bought the fastest motorcycle that money could buy--a Yamaondason 2000 SP 8.2. It was the most expensive bike in the world and cost him $32,150.99. The first day he bought the new bike he took it for a spin. While doing so he stopped at a red light at the city limits.
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>An old man pulled up next to him on a moped. The old man looked over at the bright, red, shiny, sleek new motorcycle and asked, "What kind of scooter ya got there, sonny?"
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>The young man replied, "It's a Yamaondason 2000 SP 8.2. It costs $32,150.99 out the door."
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>"That's a lot of money," said the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"
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>"Because this bike can go 200 mph!" exclaimed the young man.
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>The old fella asked, "Can I take a closer look at it?"
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>"Sure," replied the new owner.
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>From his moped the old man leaned over and took a good look at the very fast-looking machine. Just then the light changed, so the young man decided to show the old guy what his new motorcycle could really do. He gave it full throttle and within 30 seconds the speedometer read 199 mph.
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>Suddenly, he noticed a dot in his rear-view mirror. It seemed to be getting closer! He slowed a little to see what it could be and suddenly, WHHHOOOSSSHHH! Something whipped passed him going much faster.
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>"What could be faster than my 2000 SP 8.2?" the young man thought to himself.
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>Then just ahead of him, he saw the dot coming back at him. WHHHOOOSSSHHH! It went flying by him again going in the opposite direction! It almost looked like the old man on the moped! How could that be?, thought the young man. Again he saw the dot in his mirror! WHHHOOOSSSHHH! KABBBLAMMM! The moped slammed into the rear of the shiny new 2000 SP 8.2, demolishing the read end of the young rider's pride and joy. The young man jumped off and saw it was the old timer.
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>Of course the moped was crushed and the old man was lying on the ground pretty beat up. The young man ran over to him and asked, "Are you hurt? Is there anything I can do for you?
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>The old man groaned and replied, "Yes, could you unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror?"

ROFL.
Thats classic, haha.

A man walks into a confessional and says to the priest.

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have had inappropriate contacts with a woman, at least once a week for the past month”.

What is her name? “Fanny Green, Father”

God Bless and say 5 hail Mary’s

The next day another man walks into the confessional and says to the priest

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have had inappropriate contacts with a woman, at least twice a week for the past month”.

What is her name? “Fanny Green, Father”

God Bless and say 10 hail Mary’s

At the next Sunday Mass the Priest and the alter boy were at the front, waiting for the people to be seated. Then in walks this woman, she is stunningly beautiful woman, wearing a sexy green short skirt and shirt and shinny green shoes to match,. She takes a seat on the front pew. Sits with her legs slightly apart (ala Basic Instinct style).

The priest then turns to the alter boy and asks “Is that Fanny Green?” No, it’s just the reflection from her shoes” replies the alter boy.

ROFL...i loved it.