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Honesty
A businessman sends his wife a fax :
“To my dear wife :
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.”
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table :
“My dear husband :
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michel, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... although with one small difference:
18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18.... and therefore I won’t be back before lunchtime tomorrow !
A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you...“
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