Thread: Joke of the YEAR

got strange looks in the office after i read this and was laughing head off.

enjoy.

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."



wait for it.........














Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck


heheheh

yes......................... anyhow, 1 more from me :p

3 Ducks are at a police station sitting down in a straight line, each one of them waiting to be questioned by the officer. When the officer finaly got around to questioning them, he asked the first duck, "Well, what is your name?", "Quack" said the duck. "Ok Quack, why are you here?", "For blowing Bubbles in the park" replied Quack. "Ok, here is your $50 fine, go over to the desk and pay for it".

The Officer walks over to the 2nd duck and asks, "Well, whats your name?", "Quack Quack" said the duck. "Ok Quack Quack, why are you here?", "For blowing Bubbles in the park" replied Quack Quack. "Ok, here is your $50 fine, go over to the desk and pay for it".

Finaly the Officer walks up to the 3rd Duck and says, "Well, i guess your names Quack Quack Quack, am I right?". The 3rd duck laughed and said, "No Officer, my names Bubbles".

hehe

Lmao!!!

Bubbles FTW!!!!!!

Good show