Thread: For the Crows fans....

Very funny email i recieved today.......

>For the Crows FANS
>>
>>
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>>===========================
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>>Q. What do you do for a drowning Power player?
>>
>>A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
>>
>>===========================
>>
>>Q. What's the difference between the Power and an arsonist?
>>
>>A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
>>
>>============================
>>
>>Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest
>>Stamps?
>>
>>They had pictures of Port Adelaide players on them. People couldn't
>>figure out which side to spit on.
>>
>>============================
>>
>>Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Port
>>Adelaide
>>jersey?
>>
>>The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to
>>save his
>>family from the embarrassment.
>>
>>============================
>>
>>Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
>>"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them
>>up
>>everything inside them is numbered."
>>
>>The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
>>inside them is in alphabetical order."
>>
>>Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
>>colour
>>coded."
>>
>>The fourth one says, "I prefer Port Adelaide players. They're
>>heartless,
>>spineless, and gutless and their heads and bums are
>>interchangeable."
>>
>>============================
>>
>>Q. If you see a Port Adelaide fan on a bicycle, why should you
>>never
>>swerve to hit him?
>>
>>A. It could be your bicycle.
>>
>>============================
>>
>>Q. What do you have when 100 Port Adelaide fans are buried up to
>>their
>>necks in sand?
>>
>>A. Not enough sand.
>>
>>============================
>>
>>Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Port
>>Adelaide fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
>>
>>A. Shoot the Port Adelaide fan - twice.
>>
>>============================
>>
>>Q. How many Port Adelaide fans does it take to change a light bulb?
>>
>>A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make excuses
>>and
>>Mark Williams to say that if the umpire had done his job in the
>>first
>>place the light bulb would never have gone out.
>>
>>=============================
>>
>>Q. What's the difference between a female Port Adelaide fan and a
>>Pit
>>bull?
>>
>>A. Lipstick
>>
>>=============================
>>
>>Q. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Port Adelaide fan,
>>and
>>an old drunk are walking down the street together when they
>>simultaneously spot a $100.00 note. Who gets it?
>>
>>A. The drunk, of course; the other three don't exist.
>>
>>==============================
>>
>>Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a Port Adelaide Fan?
>>
>>A. A Doberman.
>>
>>==============================
>>
>>Q.. What do Port Adelaide Fans use for birth control?
>>
>>A. Their personalities.

lol EVIL EVIL man

nice work there mate. Useless efort after winning a flag. At least Adelaide, Brisbane and Essendon have been able to back up to win twice(3 times brisbane) and prove it wasn't a fluke. Power was discraceful this year and deserve to have the boot put in.

">>Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest
>>Stamps?
>>
>>They had pictures of Port Adelaide players on them. People couldn't
>>figure out which side to spit on."

BAHHAHAHAHHAH thats classic And go THE CROWS!

go swanies

well the crows bungled out and the swans won at the end of the day i am happy that a melbourne team wasnt in the final

i was in perth, in a house full of west coast supporters, i'm surprised i didn't get murdered every time i muttered a complement in favour of the swans. (i had no leanings toward either team, so just enjoyed a good game)

Originally Posted by paladin

i was in perth, in a house full of west coast supporters, i'm surprised i didn't get murdered every time i muttered a complement in favour of the swans.

maybe everyone was writing down your description waiting to pounce when you are least expecting it :p