Thread: Friday Funny

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns

were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called

Christian.



The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by

sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,



"I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a

shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."





A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is

granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.



Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being

eaten by his old mate.



Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a

shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away

whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his

new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.



While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again

and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a

prawn.



He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo

and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.



With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to

his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not

involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).





Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he

couldn't see his old pal.



"Where's Christian?" he asked.



"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed

sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.



Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and

torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate



Memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and

shouted,” It’s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."



Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a

shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."





Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........
















.... "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian


Mog - clan clown

LOL, i didn't see it coming.

OMG..so sad im moving it to share

lol
man these jokes are funny but surly some words can be cut out so its shorter.

Originally Posted by Knight Of Nih

lol
man these jokes are funny but surly some words can be cut out so its shorter.

Yeah let's remove all instances of 'Cod', 'Prawn' and 'Christian'. :p :p :p

Originally Posted by Knight Of Nih

lol
man these jokes are funny but surly some words can be cut out so its shorter.

Admittedly they don't need double spacing and a twenty line space prior to the punchline.

Aww hurt your poor little eyes did we

Or maybe your scrolly finger.

I'm sure the font offends too

all them words and no god dam pictures to help me think, hurt my god dam brain thats what it did!