Thread: Funny's from /. about Dale Begg Smith

They're talking about him being a spammer

>>As an Australian, let me be the first to disown him.

**** you canada! You can have him back - and take this trashy medal with you on your way out


>>As a Canadian, let me the first to turn you down.

**** you Aussies! You claimed him in the first place - you keep him! We're going to keep the steroid users from Jamaica.

>>Skiing over in moguls in the Olympics is like running a spyware ring on the Internet.
Even if you win, you're still a scumbag.

>>You don't even attempt to mask your jealousy. Nerd athletes are the Xmen of the future. Sorry, Napoleon Dynamites of the world.

ps: this is only a joke if rated funny and a serious warning all should heed if rated anything else.

>>shouldn't they be barred from competition for this sort of thing?

Only if he inhales, injects, or otherwise ingests the spyware. Despite banning it in the 90's, blood tests for spyware remain elusive.

It has also been rumored that spyware use is rampant amongst major-league baseball players

>>it showed up in his urine sample. Man, these guys are getting really insidious

>>check out his competition jacket...
I bet it has 'sponsored by C1Alis! and Vi4gra! By online too satsfy you're lady"

>>Take away his medal and give him an X-10 camera instead. - LOL

>>Congratulations on making $40,000,000 on spy-ware and unethical business practices, Dale."
"Hey, I just won a gold medal, can we talk about that?"
"They give out gold medals now for hijacking browsers to porn sites?"
"No, it was for moguls!"
"Ah, yes, we see you're one of the top spy-ware people, so that does make you a mogul in the business."
"No, skiing moguls!"
"Oh, do you mean you have pop-up ads on the ski slopes?"
"Bwahhhh! I want me mum!"

lol.
Not really an aussie in my eyes, but hey, he got us a gold medal :p

If he was blond, 6 foot and a female pole vaulter what would you say

that's one HUGEEEEEEEEEEEE bitch

"Does your dad own a brewery?"