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  1. 08-12-06, 09:30 AM #1
    Moghedia
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    Xmass cheer

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly gates.

    "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."


    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

    You may pass through the Pearly gates, said Saint Peter.


    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.


    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's knickers.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just how do those symbolise Christmas?"






    The man replied, "They're Carols."

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    btw, Arra, if you need me to explain it to you, just pm me. it's ok we understand.
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  2. 08-12-06, 09:49 AM #2
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    Bah humbug this christmas thing is so over rated.
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  3. 08-12-06, 10:40 AM #3
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    lol
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    Hehehe nice one
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  5. 08-12-06, 12:37 PM #5
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    Mog, your a Greek accountant there is more chance of China going Democratic then you have of knowing more what a puzzy looks like's than me.

    Merry xmas mate and good will to all
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