They might have got the CG right but I think Cage has hit an all time low, have a watch and you will see what I mean
SOOOOO FUCKING BAD.
They've perfected flaming skulls and motorcycles in CG, grats. Now maybe a story, some acting, any kind of story, less fucking stupid, more story, and less shitty acting. Maybe consider paying for some writers.
Even the camerawork is awful, everything about this film, bar the ghost rider animation, is absolutely, fucking, awful.
Cold Light of Day:
Acting is piss poor. Bruce Willis also dies in the first 30 minutes leaving an expressionless moron to run around Mexico doing stupid shit.
Rock of Ages:
I usually laugh at Russell Brand, but he's terrible in this. Also listing it here because I fucking hate musicals. Tom Cruise was pretty good though.
Snow White & The Huntsman:
I love these types of movies (usually). Casting Bella from the sparkly-gay-vampire movies was their biggest mistake. She has the expressive range of a fucking statue. I'm surprised Charlize's uterus didn't dry up just looking at Bella's horse-face.
Cold Light of Day:
Acting is piss poor. Bruce Willis also dies in the first 30 minutes leaving an expressionless moron to run around Mexico doing stupid shit.
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