Whats your battle cry

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Running over the tarmac, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh SperO! And she gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"

Mine is cool.
I have a Boxing Gloves, roxor!!

Striding along the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Milenko! And he gives a mighty scream:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

Prowling along the plains, swinging a burning branch, cometh El Presidente! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

(ewwwww)

Stalking across the mountains, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Crazy Llama! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the hotel lobby! It is Play|nG Sh|thousE, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

i like it

[i]Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Woop! And she gives a booming bellow:

[b]"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"[/i][/b] :oops: :oops: :oops:

Lo! Who is that, striding out of the tundra! It is Unseen, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to bruise you so badly, I will be high on life for years to come!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the fields! It is AzNLemonJuice, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries thunderously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

I couldn't resist...:

Prowling on the plains, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Your Mum! And she gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

Skulking amidst the plains, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Minorci! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!"

Quote from LemonJuice:
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the fields! It is AzNLemonJuice, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries thunderously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

Oooo...i like that one!

Rampaging across the steppes, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Sa' Martok! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to bruise you in such an unsafe manner, you will not be able to see straight!"

Although the first part of my signature is better :)

Stalking out of the terrain, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Longtom! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"

Thought I could do better so tried this.

Lo! Who is that, running amidst the freeway! It is [icdu]Longtom, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to pulverize you backwards in time, and throw you out the window!!!"

For those who know the great power of Urit, thought I would try his name.

Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the tarmac! It is Urit, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spackle you with wasabi!!"

Lo! Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is Fleshy, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls ominously:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"

Striding along the cliffs, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Warlock! And he gives a cruel roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, skulls will be f*cked for Satan!!"

ohhh yeah baby :twisted:

Hark! Who is that, skulking over the terrain! It is Mungus, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls homicidally:

"I'm going to flog you until war is peace!!"

lol at urits one
it seems like something he would do :lol:

Skulking over the tarmac, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh StaticRevenger! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

leonami's one cracked us up

Who is that, rampaging along the candy store! It is Leonami, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars gutterally:

"I'm going to spank you all the way to Wiener Neudorf, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!"

Skulking amidst the wasteland, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Paz0r! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you so heinously, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

Zang! Who is that, skulking through the hotel lobby! It is Psychotic-Avenger, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"

Zang! Who is that, running on the wasteland! It is Hawkeye, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you like a first grade teacher!!"

Hark! Who is that, running over the plains! It is Lilu, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She roars gutterally:

"I'm going to pulverize you all the way to Horni Sucha!"

booooring! :?

Skulking through the candy store, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Lisa! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"In the name of malice, I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!!"

hahaa, thts more like it!

Hark! Who is that, skulking on the tundra! It is Ubershoebox, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

That one sucks D:

Rampaging along the terrain, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh (H|DD3N)Dr@G0n! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you until you turn inside-out!"

Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Apophis, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you into the stuff of nightmares, then bake cookies!!"

mines very suitable

Skulking out of the icy wasteland, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Lucifer Dragar! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I pillage with God on my side!"

Who is that, skulking over the tundra! It is Nerd Burger, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

Quote from Milenko:
[quote:35538c58ae="LemonJuice"]Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the fields! It is AzNLemonJuice, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries thunderously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

Oooo...i like that one![/quote:35538c58ae]

heh i quite like it as well ^^

This is depressing

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Prowling along the wasteland, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Jay! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

Lemonjuice:

Stalking across the plains, carrying a meaty axe, cometh LemonJuice! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to torment you until you acquire caulrophobia!!!"

Lemon:

Lo! Who is that, prowling on the candy store! It is Lemon, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He bellows apocalyptically:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!!!"

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Lo! Who is that, striding on the cliffs! It is <<"¿?Lèm¤nJµìçè¿?">>, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you so utterly, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

Striding through the steppes, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh BlueDonkey! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"Hail the blood-letting! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"

ph3333333333333333r m3333333333 :D:D:D:D

or

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, from the site :P

Skulking amidst the candy store, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Aravi! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the fields! It is Monkey, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

I'm going to bludgeon you into your own personal hell!!

or

Running across the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Dunderlinger! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

I'm going to brutalize you until you turn magenta, and hijack your momma's airplane!!

Hoping from stone to stone on a pond, cometh Amphibious One, as he croakeths:

"I am Amph, hear my roar"

Who is that, rampaging along the steppes! It is Hero, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams vengefully:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape until there is no more hope!"

or

Stalking along the fields, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Text-Book Hero! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I feel like chicken tonight!!!"

euh...

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Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Illusions! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you like a first grade teacher!!!"

i honestly have no idea where that came from :D

Running across the plains, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Ph3n0m3n0n! And he gives a mighty howl:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem until there is no more hope!"

umm mines leet, although boxing gloves and my username don't match is ya know what a Tachi is :twisted:

Running across the mountains, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Tachi! And he gives a low cry:

"Hail the blood-letting! I tear into the enemy until everything has croaked!!"

Zang! Who is that, running over the candy store! It is |2emy Lebeau [dX], hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls homicidally:

"I'm going to hump you for such a long time, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"