ok at school, we've been making up all these life or death situations. Its not literally life or death but there is 2 options and can ONLY choose either of them. Some are kind of sick but anyway here they are;
1) There is a 1000kg anvil attached to you testicles and it has been thrown off a cliff. You could either sit there and let it rip off tour balls and suffer extreme pain OR you could just off with it and die.
2) You either had to do it with an old ugly sheep or give it and recieve from another dude.
3) Have a branding iron jammed through your eyes or up your bum hole.
4) (this one is kinda rude) Drinking piss or eating your own terd.
I think there are some more but Trojan will post em later
1) You'd probably be pulled over anyway, so you might as well jump (less pain) 2,3 +4) Are probably the reasons your at the cliff with the 1000kg anvil attached to my balls :roll:
Quote from Sa' Martok: 2,3 +4) Are probably the reasons your at the cliff with the 1000kg anvil attached to my balls
hahaha, na buts its like in each situation, waht would you do. Becaue like everyone at school is like, 'i'd rather die' But the rules are you can't die or anything, you HAVE to decide on each option.
Um... if the guy was good looking. I'd go with the guy. Cos I certainly would not with a really filthy fat disgusting smelly sweat pouring out everywhere sheep.
As Sa ' Martok said, the anvil would pull you over, so I'd jump with it, and hope I fell quicker then what it did.
Any reason it's drinking the 'piss of -? I think my wifes piss would be better tasting then yours. I think this is a little racist for a none flame post!
Quote from Longtom: Any reason it's drinking the 'piss of -? I think my wifes piss would be better tasting then yours. I think this is a little racist for a none flame post!
1) I'd let it castrate me .... chances are I'd get pulled off the cliff before it ripped em off anyway. (Girlfriends response: "Glad Im not a guy!")
2) We went with the sheep (they don't talk :shock: )
3) We went with up the butt (at least you will survive though painful but you don't need to see out of ur butt just crap. Tho some people talk out of it :D LOL)
4) Both go with drinking the piss (can scull it straight down not a slow awful process)
1) most definitely jump 2) the sheep, cos at least it won't make my arse bleed. 3) euh...that's a hard one. i think i'll get the poker up the 'out hole' rather than lose my sight. 4) drink the piss.
haha amph man samid pwned you question: how would you get into those positions anyway, hrm i think i will tie something to my nuts and drop it of a cliff sounds smrat :roll:
Quote from Milenko: [quote:9f21d7830c="PlayinG ShithousE"]im trying to firgure out how a 1000kg anvil get "thrown" of a cliff
Incredible Hulk. Why the hell you think he got so mad?[/quote:9f21d7830c]
LOL.
1. jump. (the anvil would probably pull you off the cliff without it ripping but lets not be gay.) 2. "any hole is a goal." just not a sheep :|. its gross but i would look away in a dark room and use a bannana. 3. up the ass, that would heal. eye sight wouldnt. 4. and i would prolly drink piss...depends on how much.
sorry to all the guys for pointing this out but, make it a cut proof metal cable, and give the guy waiting on the cliff a butter knife, then the question becomes do I saw off my own balls and live, or do I just jump. Anybody can jump off a cliff, it takes true moral fortitude to cut off your own privates.
I think there's something in that for all of us, dont you? Except for the girls anyway.
2. I woulld have to introduce the other dude and the sheep, let them live happily ever after. (alternatively bring meataxe, he likes sheep, and guys, the three of them can live happily ever after.) 3. Bumhole, need my eyesight to hunt down and kill whoever put me in this position in the first place. (very, very slowly) 4. Drink piss and eat the turd, Im gonna need my strength to kill the dude who stuck the branding iron in my butt.