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ok everyone, this, as u've seen on the title, is a fortunate and unfortunate thread. basicly, i will start off a story and the next person who posts must say something unfortunate relating to that. keep ur posts limited to only one sentence. and please say something decent and and iis related to the previous post.
just in case you dont fully understand, hobo phil and i will get it going for a while so you'll know...
"on tuesday, there was a guy walking along the sidewalk..."
unfortunatly, that guy was Harb
fortunately, the mafia were here to help us...
i fucked it. hang your head in shame, boy.
picking it up from where it fucked up :)
Fortunately, The mafia's car crashed on the way
unfortunately, they were in our country dammit!
unfortunately, our forces were delayed because of the cricket
fortunately everyone is now interested in the mafia
jay: fine stupid posts clipped - continue with the story.
unfortunately that interest includes death of the mafia
fortunatly the mangled car wreck somehow resembled a hot dog stand.
unfortunatly there were no hot dogs :(
fortunately, harb was hit by the crashing car.
unfortunately, the car was going 1.5 km/hr
fortunately the bus behind that hit the car was going 95km/h. hence why the car was a mangled wreck
unfortunately a nazi rigged the bus with C12 and incidently pressed the detonator...
Fortunately Nazi's are crap and didn't rig it properly
unfortunatley greenpeace activists did.
fortunatly the stock price for mercedes bus' division hit an all time high of $0.76
unfortunately the stockprice on baby seal furs did too because the greenpeace activists were busy elsewhere
fortunately, there were young chickens on the C12-rigged bus and the greenpeace ppl died in the explosion trying to save them..... ;)
unfortunatley people were now all covered in people bits.
forunately those people covered in people bits were cannibals
unfortunatley the bits were infected with a rare monkey disease and all the cannibals died.
fortunately, the WCO (world cloning order) came to the rescue and we can all tell what happens next.
unfortunatley, A Hydrogen Bomb was detonated in one of their pants and they sort of died.
fortunatley they all came back as their perfect incarnations... flesh eating zombies
Unfortunatley, The bomb would have actually completely Vapourised anything within a Wide Radius...
i beat you, ha ha....
*ahem* fortunatley this whole thing took place in a huge bubble. protectiong the rest of the world.
unfortunalty the bubble burst and caused a mysteriously high gravitational pull similar to a black hole which ended up completely devouring the milky way.
fortunately it was still under warranty.
Unfortunately, noone could find the receipt, and God wouldn't replace it. :(
fortunatley they found a huge bandaid to make it all better
unfortunately, it was a pink band-aid and the majority of the world rioted against it
fortunatly all of the gay community rallied behind the pink bandaid, causing the rest of the world to stop rioting, in the belief it made them look like homophobes, ensuring world peace.
unfortunately, the gay community got cocky over this incident and sent mardi gras parades throughtout the human race, in an attempt to strengthen the influence of homosexuality... :(
fortunatley everyone likes a good party and everyone got down and boogied taking illicit party drugs and having a funky ol' time....
unfortunately the police found out, and crashed the party (it was sponge's fault) :P
fortunately knight can take out sponge with his bare hands :P
unfortunately.. its not what you're thinking.. (or it is if you have a sick sick mind)
fortunately, the cops like ectasy, so they made a deal with the party hosts ;)
unfortuantley some of it was a bad batch and 1/4 of everyone who took it started turning into rabbits...
fortunately, the quarter population who as you said changed to rabbits were pulled out of a magic hat in a safe place, only to find out the majority of houdini's crowd were desperate fur poachers...
unfortunatly the crowd wasnt soldout, leading to a lack of funds which would have been used to perminently raise houdini from the dead.
fortunately, the WCO returns! houdini is back....
unfortunately a boxer was there and punched him in the guts
fortunately, that boxer was anthony mundine and everyone punched HIM
(ahaaa... funny trojan...!)
unfortunatley everyone was ripped so it was free for all and everyone was being beaten to death.
fortunately, the WCO (doesn't everyone just love those guys :) ) was still around and agreed to do their job if houdini pulled free booze out of his hat for them...
unfortunatley houdini was going through the 12 step program and didnt have a drop on him.
fortunately, the WBO (world boozing order - yeah we love them too) recently found out their chairmen are blood brothers and they fixed the situation...
unfortunatly, the wbo is a bunch of crap people
fortunatley make beleive people were welcomed like kings here and the WBO saved the day
unfortunately, relations between the WCO and the WBO are severed over the contract with houdini, and now they are at war... ;)
fortunatley the WBO are all waaay too wasted to see what they are doing and the war is cancelled till they sober up.
grrrr
UNFORTUNATELY, the WCO is NOT drunk, and they continue with the fight...
fortunatly everyone thinks russians smell like a bad boel of soup
Unfortunately, David Hooks got Punched coming out of a pub by a bouncer for no reason and is now ... Unfortunately Dead :(
Rest In Peace David.
Fortunately Steve Waugh was there and paid his respects
unfortunatley there were no apetisers so he left shortly after paying respects
fortunately, the indies thought this would be their chance to strike at steve and everyone had a party when they arrived