The Truth about Knight

24 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Quote from MSN:
Craig / Knight © says:
its only fair
Craig / Knight © says:
out nuts are on the outside of our body forever
Craig / Knight © says:
hrrmm what am i tlkaing about
Heretic / Mark says:
WTF
Heretic / Mark says:
your fucked up
Craig / Knight © says:
im happy today if i had a job i wouldnt mind going to work today
Heretic / Mark says:
rofl
Heretic / Mark says:
if i owned a business i seriously would NOT employ you
Heretic / Mark says:
:)
Craig / Knight © says:
why not?
Heretic / Mark says:
and dont ask me as a reference coz i dont like to lie
Craig / Knight © says:
thats soo mean
Heretic / Mark says:
coz your slacker than matt
Craig / Knight © says:
*hides under pillow*
Heretic / Mark says:
:)
Craig / Knight © says:
lol im not really
Craig / Knight © says:
i had one of the best attendance records for school
Heretic / Mark says:
:|
Heretic / Mark says:
thats wrong
Heretic / Mark says:
just WRONG
Craig / Knight © says:
i was always there its just that the lights were on but no one was home
Heretic / Mark says:
:|
Heretic / Mark says:
that never changed did it?
Craig / Knight © says:
nop
Craig / Knight © says:
batteries still flat
Heretic / Mark says:
lol...

Post 3

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy

Post 4

Be Afraid people be Very afraid. i think Knights Programing is failing and he could let loose any minute.

Post 5

you think his programming is failing, i just think he never had any to begin with..

Post 6

Its life Jim, but not as we know it.

Post 7

nar i did have it
but to learn new stuff i have make room and push the old stuff out
so manners and grammer had to go :)

Post 8

Quotes for Knight

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a happy meal.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. MY FAVOURITE

Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Not wired to code.

A photographic memory, yeah sure - but the lens cover is still on.

During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

Standing close to him, you can hear the ocean.

Post 9

Quote from BurkynYurkyn:

Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

hahah i like it
new sig :idea: bing

Post 10

Knight you are so silly.

It would seem that quoting Knight has become one of GU's fave past times, even just posting the logs of convestions with Knight will do.

Post 11

Not all of his dogs are barking

Post 12

going around in ever decreasing circles, soon to disappear up his own arse! :-)

Post 13

hahahahahaha dazza thats classic! :D

Post 14

as camp as a row of tents! :-)

Post 15

A few prawns short of a Galaxy

Post 16

few bricks short of a house

Post 17

A few laughs short of our forum 8) :lol:

Post 18

with a head like a robbers dog! :-)

Post 19

Stupid :)

Post 20

well he is related to skinny :P

Post 21

nop
the stalk dropped him off

Post 22

poor stalk...... if i was the stalk i woulda droped it... he woulda been telling the stalk how much of a 1337z0r camz0r he is :P

Post 23

Alan you were dropped on ya head, thats why u have such a fucked up personality......

and u owe me "0 get a job.....

Post 24

with a face like a smashed crab!