Coconuts

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down at the english fair
one evening i was there
when i heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
*chorus*
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are standing in a row
big ones small ones some as big as your head
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said
now that i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
everybody knows they'll make me rich
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch

i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
*how lovely*
there they are standing in a row
*1-2-3-4*
big ones small ones some as big as your head
*and bigger*
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said
now that i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
everybody knows they'll make me rich
*Have a banana*
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball penny a pinch

ARTHUR:
I must speak with your lord and master.

SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?

ARTHUR:
Yes!

SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!

ARTHUR:
What?

SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--

SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?

ARTHUR:
We found them.

SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

ARTHUR:
What do you mean?

SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.

SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!

SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

ARTHUR:
Please!

SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?

ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!

SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!

SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

SOLDIER #1:
But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.

SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.

SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]

SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.

SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!

SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?

monty python is great

ahahahaahah. you idiot craig.

yeah monty pyton is cool
so is the lion king (thats where the first songs from)

Quote from Knight Of Nih:
so is the lion king (thats where the first songs from)

LOL.
No its not you willy.

Lion King is good, very sad story but inspiring in a sense. Milenko grow up pls :) just cause your an old fart doesn't mean you gotta keep lookin cool ;)

I have no idea what that was meant to mean :p

omg trashing a kids movie to look good is what it meant. Go back to school!

Lion Kings ROCKS! Pumba was rox0r

Sif Pumba.
Raffiki and his kung-fu rocked hard.

Sif trash it. I was merely pointing out that the song didnt come from that movie:P It was IN that movie, but it originated elsewhere ;)

Quote from Milenko:
Sif Pumba.
Raffiki and his kung-fu rocked hard.

Sif trash it. I was merely pointing out that the song didnt come from that movie:P It was IN that movie, but it originated elsewhere ;)

his kung-fu was rock hard? what version were you watching? :|

quote better or explain better, the song may have originated elsewhere but you can't deny that it comes from Lion King. Its in the Lion King therefore it comes from the Lion King.

Damn n00bs.

Thats like saying that if i put a song in my home porno movie, that the song comes from it, implying that my porno movie is where the song originated.

NOT!

Now whos the noob? NOOB!

umm ok then...

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the song may have originated elsewhere but you can't deny that it comes from Lion King.

I stated that it may have originated elsewhere but it comes from the lion king. Using that little brain of yours, n00b, this song was created, originated elsewhere however it comes from whatever its placed in. Thats does NOT imply that the song originated from whatever its placed in.

An analogy for to make it a little easier for your feeble mind to understand. I'm born in Aus, my point of origin is Australia however i move to New Zealand and play for them in some elite sport (squash). While it states that i come from New Zealand my point of origin is Australia...understand oh n00behest of teh n00bs?

Your noobish dialect confuses my far superior brain.

If the above argument were correct (in some fancy, fairy tale world, filled with people called Vorly who could should straight), they wouldnt say you come from New Zealand, but that you represent new zealand, but come from Australia.

Ah HAR!

nope, it would be Vorly(NZ)

ps. the analogy assumes that i would have NZ citizenship...

BUT YOU DONT COME FROM NZ ><
YOU COME FROM AUSTRALIA.

Now look what you made me do. I just dropped coconuts everywhere.

/me attacks Vorly with Chaos Dagger for physical 34dmg, +1d10 fire dmg.

lol its like talking to a brick wall.

lets try this again...

I'm born in Aus, i move to New Zealand and get NZ citizenship. Now no matter what i do i am regarded as "coming" from New Zealand, however i am originally from Australia therefore my point of "Origin" is Australia not NewZealand. Just understand already ffs, lol

just because something comes from somewhere doesn't mean that that was where it was created.

I come from Earth, hence i was created on earth.
Makes sense to me nooby :P

P.s: Vorlons are lamers. Sif they need encounter suits that look like a mardi gra float.

Another analogy...

I make a Lineage 2 movie, looks sweet and its all finished and done on my HDD. Point of Origin is my HDD. I send it to, lets say http://lineage.warcry.com and they host it. Anyone who now downloads will tell all their friends about how uber this movie is and they'll tell them it comes from warcry.

I will go into more depth if you still can't understand :P

Thats because the end user is ignorant, much like you and Knight are ;) :P

HAHHAHA, PWND NOOBAH :P

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Thats because the end user is ignorant

well thanks for pointing that out, the end user according to the analogy is anyone watching the movie. The end user for the Lion King song is anyone who has listened/is listening to it. That includes you n00beh!

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok fucker, i have no retort to that.

Milenko tips over his queen and concedes.

thanks, was a good verbal spar ;)

WTF i go away for a hour and look what happens
2 spammers take over

You starting on us Knight?

lol, knight you don't wanna open that can of worms again :P

your both wrong....dunnno why. it just seems like a good thing to say.

your mother was a blender and your father smelt like eldaberries!! i fat in your general direction

Quote from MetalAttack:
your mother was a blender and your father smelt like eldaberries!! i fat in your general direction

omfg

Quote from the frenchies:
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!! i fart in your general direction

ahahahah. go home mugus. you spoilt everything. we know matt is a retard.

all your coconuts are belong to me!

soloman, u deaf or sumthing, or have u only seen the movie once (it should be compulsery to see it at least 12 times)

back to the NZ aus thing, if u are born in aud, go to NZ get citezinship then come back ur still from aus.

i live in perth, i was born in tasmania, ill will always say im from tassie, but i currently live in perth.

*waits for the sparring to start again*

Quote from Knight Of Nih:
WTF i go away for a hour and look what happens
2 spammers take over

you know what they say about people in glass houses

They have girly giggly voices?

no i think that is your house :)...

or Milenko's after he borrows my big black rubber dildo one of the two :D

omg... lol.... sooo sad!!

but that coconuts song that featured in the lion king, but was made years before is actually a quite old song eh?.... we all had to sing it in, like, yr 5!... for some stupid musical scool thing... stupid primary school teachers torturing us.

Quote from dualith:
you know what they say about people in glass houses

yeah... "they sink ships" :P

wow i didn't realise it was in school back in the 50s

lol, i lost you where you all stopped talking about lion king n the baboon guys "rock hard kung fu" n who gives a crap? THE SONG IS IN THE LION KING N KNIGHT LIKES IT SO HE WROTE IT DOWN!! STOP ARGUING!

we did. like a month ago.

knight LOVES the cockonuts