Seeking salvation in gaming

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Post 1

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/wow.html

Sure hope I can find out what server these dudes play on.

Post 2

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Christian gamers are also excited that they are able to live out their faith in the same way the early True Christians™ did, before their religion was sissified by liberalism, science, and political correctness. "It is such a rush to kill other players who refuse to accept Jesus Christ as Lord," says one gamer. "I feel like I can really practice my faith the way God intended it. It is like I'm fighting alongside Christians of old, instead of the pansies and sissies from my Sunday school class."

And they say Muslims are extreme......

Post 3

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I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives

oh yeah..because that will definately win them points, rofl.

Post 4

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Christian gamers are also excited that they are able to live out their faith in the same way the early True Christians™ did, before their religion was sissified by liberalism, science, and political correctness. "It is such a rush to kill other players who refuse to accept Jesus Christ as Lord," says one gamer. "I feel like I can really practice my faith the way God intended it. It is like I'm fighting alongside Christians of old, instead of the pansies and sissies from my Sunday school class."
Am I the only one who noticed that it's trademarked?

Post 5

" I follow them around the game, across snow-capped mountains, and blasted wastelands until they accept Christ or persecute me so much that I have to report them to the server administrators for making fun of my religion. I think I've been responsible for getting over thirty accounts suspended for bigotry directed at me because of my faith."

...pure, pure evil

Post 6

Isnt that like saying you followed sombody around and pinching them all day. But they turn around and smash you in the head. Then you take them to court for physical damages they done to you?!

Seems like the guy is asking for it, but then complaining about when people refuse his relegion.

Sombody needs to spank his monkey.

Post 7

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"I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!"

Bwuhahahaha. That's good satire. :D

Post 8

Thats sort of type casting all the player base. Very much a biased view on the situation.

Post 9

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I followed some stupid gnome around for 8-hours until he finally told me that he would accept Jesus as his Personal Savior if I would just promise not to contact him anymore. Now that rocks!"

im sure he did accept jesus as his lord and savior :P