ROOM TO RENT WITH FREE KILLER BEE'S

That's right lady's and gentlemen and you... yes you... the one in the back...

I have a room to rent to a happy gamer/geek person. :o to share with me and my wife.

$200 a week power inclusive 4 weeks bond.

i think i have two dedicated phone lines in the house... i know i have doors...

Big fully furnished house... big tv, couches, fridge, washing machine, tables, oven, windows, a roof, floors...

The room has Air con *makes things cold and keeps the bodies fresh for longer*:o

A fan *it spins and can be used to cut cheese into slices of pineapple:p*

security screens with real windows not the shoddy kind that are just drawn on the wall *and they keeps the zombies out* :cool:

A door lock *yay! privacy for the special times when your alone*;)

Big ass pool *that you can drown in with or with out help*:p now this could be in the room... but it could be out the back...

fenced yard *it has grass and tree's and maby just ,maby leprechauns with guns*:o but that's outside the room too... dam temporal distortion thingy...

Cupboards, a double bed, really big corner tv/cupboard unit *that could have a midget living in it an angry Nerf knife wielding ninja midget* :-(

anyways...

It's a quite respectful house with lots of happy rules like no smoking, no big parties, good hygiene, no pets, quite and anime is epic and Dwarfs kick ass... :smile: as we like it this way... and the land lord lives next door so his firery eye thingy is always upon us... :o

Any one interested?... PM me or something oh yeah female preferred

Darwin NT

What subburb?

Tis a magical place far far away... in a land entirely made of cheese... with dimensions much akin to L space... if it had working plumbing... a place called Rapid Creek

Dude how much acid do you do? :P

Quote from Milenko;375713:
Dude how much acid do you do? :P

and will you share?

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That's right lady's and gentlemen and you... yes you... the one in the back...

I have a room to rent to a happy gamer/geek person. :o to share with me and my wife.

$200 a week power inclusive 4 weeks bond.

i think i have two dedicated phone lines in the house... i know i have doors...

Big fully furnished house... big tv, couches, fridge, washing machine, tables, oven, windows, a roof, floors...

The room has Air con *makes things cold and keeps the bodies fresh for longer*:o

A fan *it spins and can be used to cut cheese into slices of pineapple:p*

security screens with real windows not the shoddy kind that are just drawn on the wall *and they keeps the zombies out* :cool:

A door lock *yay! privacy for the special times when your alone*;)

Big ass pool *that you can drown in with or with out help*:p now this could be in the room... but it could be out the back...

fenced yard *it has grass and tree's and maby just ,maby leprechauns with guns*:o but that's outside the room too... dam temporal distortion thingy...

Cupboards, a double bed, really big corner tv/cupboard unit *that could have a midget living in it an angry Nerf knife wielding ninja midget* :-(

anyways...

It's a quite respectful house with lots of happy rules like no smoking, no big parties, good hygiene, no pets, quite and anime is epic and Dwarfs kick ass... :smile: as we like it this way... and the land lord lives next door so his firery eye thingy is always upon us... :o

Any one interested?... PM me or something oh yeah female preferred

Darwin NT

sounds too good to be true

Quote from Milenko;375713:
Dude how much acid do you do? :P

:o its not what i do to the ac1d... it's what it does to me... :p but this is just me being me :-);)

oh i always share it's no fun being chased around the front lawn by leprechauns with guns if your the only one who can see them :grin:;)

Got Leprechauns on the brain since i watched that old horror movie lol and of coarse that's my halo alias too... there after me pot! umm...of...gold... :p;)

Quote from Joshuayu101;375716:
sounds too good to be true

but it is :) i swear upon my big pale hairy legs and my sexy if all to revealing leather mini skirt... you know the one i wear to the gym it makes me invisible to the gnomes that guard the locker room...:o;)

It's also advertised in the paper this Saturday for the masses to defile with there eye's.

You know if I could transport my sorry self to your wonderful kingdom, made from chesse I'd jump into my jellified temporal displacement bananna and come rent this thing called a room.

The aspect of having real windows and not the ones drawn from crayon really appeals to me, oh and btw I'm a real girl (at the weekends), so you wont see me during weekdays, just hear the occasional grunt and rustle..but as long as you don't have any hidden cams...thats my secret.

you would almost take the room just to see what happens next

And I surface once more!*gasp* been out of town for a we bit so I'll hit the ground running as it's 1:20am and I'm fragile :)

The Rooms Still up for Grabs one and all that includes You The Beckster

Nope no hidden cams *there in plane sight*... or tiny hidden doors built into the walls *for the Leprechauns*... or a mirror that doubles as a inter dimensional gate way right back to where it actually is at that exact time :P

jellified temporal displacement bananna hey? ... disturbing... yes... like Yoda at a petting zoo... :P *the rubber pants command me!*

I'll be back online tomorrow for like mold or an infectious disease I'm hard to get rid of and i always come back...