Tekken Movie

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Post 1

[Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-awAeaWX_F4]

gee lets hope its as good as chun li and DOA :roll:

Post 2

Looks fucking terrible.

Post 3

I've already forgotten about this movie and it hasn't been released yet! Wait... What are we talking about again?

Post 4

This is bad. Even if it was released in the 80s, it'd still be bad.

Post 5

If the fight scenes are choreographed well enough I can overlook the shitty acting/complete lack of story.

Post 6

Another contender to the dragon ball movie

Post 7

dragon ball was good provided you forgot about the cartoon

Post 8

was not as bad as i thought it would be
better than street fighter thats for sure

Post 9

Yeah wasn't too bad

Post 10

Quote from space_midgit;376699:
dragon ball was good provided you forgot about the cartoon

One of three movies I've walked out on in my life... It was bad.

Honestly, this movie will be on par with its predecessors. No better no worse... Same ol' fluff.

1. Fight tournament
2. Hero must enter fight tournament to avenge fathers/mothers/girlfriends/other family members death because:
a. Chance to kill the guy who murdered aformentioned person('s) who is also competing in the tournament.
b. Chance to kill the guy who murdered aformentioned person('s) who is hosting the competition, and will make an appearance at the end giving you a once off chance to kill him.
3. Hero meets girl along the way who is every teenagers wet dream in clothing which would be more at place in a night club cross stip club then a fight tournament.
4. She is:
a. Also a fighter with a tragic past similar to our heroes.
i. they agree to work together
ii. they both want his head and fight it out until have hot steamy sex.
iii. Inuendo ensues
b. She is somehow close to the villain of the film
i. And is rebelious
ii. attracted to the hero against the wishes of the villain
c. She just wants action and:
i. The hero is in the way
5. In all cases with 4. the result is at some stage the damsel must be rescued by the hero.
Hallarity ensues with the hero killing the bad guy, and some stupid one liner while he stands over the corps:
"I haveoused your corpus."