even funny LOL

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/mydog.htm

What if people bought cars the way they buy computers?
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how
to drive, because people don't buy cars the way they buy computers --but
imagine if they did...

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HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"

HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"

CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"

HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and
markings from `E' to `F'. Where is the needle pointing?"

CUSTOMER: "I see an `E' but no `F'."

HELPLINE: "You see the `E' and just to the right is the `F'.

CUSTOMER: "No, just to the right of the first `E' is a `V'.

HELPLINE: "A `V'?!?"

CUSTOMER: "Yeah, there's a `C', an `H', the first `E', then

a `V', followed by `R', `O', `L' ..."

HELPLINE: "No, no, no sir! That's the front of the car. When you sit
behind the steering wheel, that's the panel I'm talking about."

CUSTOMER: "That steering wheel thingy-- Is that the round thing that
honks the horn?"

HELPLINE: "Yes, among other things."

CUSTOMER: "The needle's pointing to `E'. What does that mean?"

HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and
purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the
vendor to install it for you."

CUSTOMER: "What? I paid "2,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I
have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with
everything built in!"

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HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because
it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power
brakes, and power door locks."

HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"

CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to DRIVE?"

CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my
car!"

Hahaha ^_^

i heard that mp3 before but never seen the cartoon :lol: