From Venice, we cross over to our European CNN representative for this update.
"Thanks Ann, with me here I have a newlywed couple who believe they were accosted by this strange man, here with me are Bob and Sally, "
"What happened Sally?"
*blubbering* It was terrible, we were walking alongside the river when this madman pulled up beside us in this little dingy, he was holding this little black kit and screaming "Where's the F%#$@*& bomb site b*tch
"We didn't know so he knifed our FeeFee *cradles dead poodle* " "When Bob tried to grab him he did this weird diagonal jump back into his boat and took off screaming BUNNYHOPPPED WOOT!!!"
*start crying again* *Bob steps up to the mic*
"I offered to let him look at the map in my backpack and he pointed his deagle at me, dropped a flash grenade and by the time I could see again he was halfway down the river heading for France"
"Thanks Bob, back to you at the desk Ann, i'll update you more as this case progresses" :)
Sly, umm Coco stripping and reassembling a laptop??? Yeah sure if you want 13 leftover screws and 2 leftover pcb's. But hey, i'm sure Coco will agree that these are extraneous parts anyway. :lol:
Frenzy.. That happens in every industry.. why do U think mechanics have spare parts for cars ? U dont think they order in in do U ?? They just collect em over time..
Till the poor customer gets U 2 repair their lappy for the 3rd time in its life.. Then when they get it home and place it gently on thier coffee table, it will explode like a clown car.
Parts and springs will fly into the air like their were fired outa a blunderbus.