fuck that i am watching the wog bal at 10pm i though that would be on SBS must be on cable anyways good amtch LIVERPOOL (best team in the world) VS ARSNEL (spelling?) liverpool will win 3-0 go boys
ONE-NIL to the Arsenal, one nil to the Arsenal :o hahahahahahahahaha. i am a gooner and have been for over twenty years (im 28 now)....you other arsenal fans.... i have recieved the next season catalogue and i have a friend who lives in london. so if you want gear (They have some Excellent coffee mugs). contact me and we can sort somthin out. i will probably be doing an order in aboot 2-3 weeks. when my settlement comes through about the same time i get my puter.
Gerard Houlier was looking to sign some new players to help Liverpool's title push, so he sent his chief scout to Afghanistan to search for some new talent.
Sure enough, the scout finds an outstanding 18 year old striker and immediately signs him on a 3 year deal.
On getting back to England, Gerard Houlier takes one look at him in training and immediately puts him in the starting line up for the charity shield against Arsenal.
The new lad is fantastic but unfortunantly he doesnt score but plays brilliantly as he teammates tumble around him against a much superior side. Ecstatic that hes played so well depite losing, after the game the young lad phones his mum to tell her the good news.
"Mum" he says "I've just made my debut and had a great game. The team loves me, the fans love me and the press loves me. Life is great!"
"Well," says his mum, "I'm glad life is great for you. Shall I tell you what happened to us today?. Your Dad's been murdered in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten in broad daylight, and your brother's joined a vicious gang of killers".
"Mum, I don't know what to say. I'm so sorry"
"Sorry?", She yells down the phone, "You're fucking sorry? It's YOUR fucking fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!!"