Found this searching through Google answers:
https://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=53514
Quite amusing read, seeing as the guys have to answer it properly for "00 ;)
Battery Troubles
8 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
Please tell me someone like Phatgaz gave you that link, or were you interested in sticking batteries up your butt?
Silly silly boy!
Post 3
Nah, went to google answers, then clicked 'price', that was one of the most expensive questions ^_~
Post 4
Okay this is a trubie. Believe me if you want, but a normal battery up the arse won't kill you.
No, I haven't tested by sticking a battery up my anus, or anything in that matter. I know because my mum, many moons ago, worked in a gayish part of London doing X-Ray and Ultrasound. It was quite a regular occurence for her to have to X-Ray certain peoples buttocks areas to determine the exact location of said objects.
Not tasty at all. I asked whether anyone ever died and Mum told me no, but as she said, some couldn't sit down for a while after having affor named items removed.
Post 5
ahhhhhhhhh, nick sticks batteries up his ass, lol
Post 6
thats right garry :lol:
Post 7
Thus proving i dont.
:x :roll:
Post 8
Blue finding out about what he can shove up his ass... hmmmmmmm
:?: