>I JUST LOVED THIS ONE
>
>I dare anyone to try this!
>
>Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
>
>Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
>
>Woman: Oh, I see.
>
>Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
>Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
>
>Officer: Don't have one?
>
>Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
>
>Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
>
>Woman: I can't do that.
>
>Officer: Why not?
>
>Woman: I stole this car.
>
>Officer: Stole it?
>
>Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
>
>Officer: You what?
>
>Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
>
>The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
>for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and a senior
>officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
>
>Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
>
>Woman: Is there a problem sir?
>
>Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the
>owner.
>
>Woman: Murdered the owner?
>
>Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
>
> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>
>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
>
>Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
>
>The officer is quite stunned.
>
>Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license.
>
>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it
>to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the
>license. He looks quite puzzled.
>
>Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told me you
>didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the
>owner.
>
> Woman: I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
Something U Can Try Next Time A Cop Pulls U Up
13 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
hah :)
Nice.
Post 3
lol Nice one brother
Post 4
wicked, gotta try that one :D
Post 5
:lol: n1. but i dont think it would work :P
Post 6
I will try it on lataf next time he pulls me over :D
Post 7
HAHAHAHA
LOL
:lol:
Post 8
Actually this story did happen to Lataf. I was the 2nd Officer
Post 9
HAHAHAHA
Post 10
Quote from ruin:
wicked, gotta try that one :D
your not a woman mate
Post 11
So?... that almost seems sexist d00d.
Post 12
It's only sexist when a bloke says it to a women.
:twisted:
(No not really)
Post 13
Haha, THAT'S sexist :P