Post 1 Posted by DisturbeD 2003-10-08 06:10:37 UTC
Hey there, well i was browsing the job search web page and i came accross this employment wanted add...
......................................................................................................... BONERS
BONERS
EXPERIENCED
Must be fit, reliable, hard working. Own transport. Immediate start. If interested, call Amanda on 9359-2754 and fax resume to 9359-1599.
Published by Herald Sun on 8/OCT/03 ..........................................................................................................
K is it just me with the dirty mind here, or is she looking for a male gigalo???
Post 2 Posted by SperO 2003-10-08 06:19:42 UTC
you know whats even more depressing...
Amanda is my name ><
*waits patiently for smart alec PREDICTABLE responses*
Post 3 Posted by Remy Lebeau 2003-10-08 06:21:26 UTC
someone needs help pitching tents?
:P
-D.
Post 4 Posted by HeReTiC 2003-10-08 06:37:18 UTC
im pretty sure its something to do with butchery.
ie taking the bones out of meat?
just a guess :)
Post 5 Posted by Sa' Martok 2003-10-08 07:09:20 UTC
Yeah probably something relating to a worker for a meat processing company
Post 6 Posted by Milenko 2003-10-08 07:21:05 UTC
Post 7 Posted by Wortel 2003-10-08 10:29:55 UTC
Quote from Milenko: Hahahahaa.
He said boner.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Post 8 Posted by Text-Book Hero 2003-10-08 11:05:49 UTC
*thinks - "I wonder how much I can make as a boner?!"* :?
Post 9 Posted by Dragon Fury 2003-10-08 11:10:25 UTC
how much you could make as a boner or with a boner?
Post 10 Posted by Lilu 2003-10-08 11:15:58 UTC
yeah im pretty sure its a butchery thing someone who debones or whatever like at a slaughterhouse.... i'd like to ask the audience thanks eddie....
Post 11 Posted by reload! 2003-10-08 12:43:21 UTC
i think amanda just got sick of going out and looking for it
Post 12 Posted by MetalAttack 2003-10-08 13:09:02 UTC
Quote from reload!: i think amanda just got sick of going out and looking for it
lol
Post 13 Posted by Mirror_Target 2003-10-08 13:53:38 UTC
Well if everyones so curious why doesnt someone simply ring "Amanda" and find out what shes after!?
Post 14 Posted by HeReTiC 2003-10-08 15:27:45 UTC
Quote from Mirror_Target: Well if everyones so curious why doesnt someone simply ring "Amanda" and find out what shes after!?
nah id be laughing my head off too much.
Amanda: Hello Me: uh hi. Amanda: What can i do for you? Me: i saw that add in paper about the job. Amanda: aaaahhhh, so you have had Boning expirence? Me: well....tell me what you ACUTALLY need for this job. Amanda: a Boner Me: umm yes well, im sure i could find one in a few minutes if you can tell me what you need it for. Amanda: errr....i think you missunderstand. Me: nah i have a boner right here look its growing. Amanda: umm... Me: i even have my own transport, just tell me where you are. Amanda: *runs away and calls the cop*
she is going to be prank called SOOO many time about that ad lol.
Post 15 Posted by MetalAttack 2003-10-08 15:30:10 UTC
ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha
Post 16 Posted by Milenko 2003-10-08 15:32:48 UTC
hahahahha.
Man, we are SO gonna do that mark :P
Post 17 Posted by DeusIgnis 2003-10-08 15:52:31 UTC
i have to do boning at my work, its much quicker boneing with a friend. boning hot burns ur hands, but boning cold it jusdt all to damn hard.
Post 18 Posted by Text-Book Hero 2003-10-09 06:51:38 UTC
Quote from SOLOman1: [quote:d845eab52c="reload!"]i think amanda just got sick of going out and looking for it
lol[/quote:d845eab52c]
Took the word righ outta my mouth :wink:
I think that's heaps better then a dating service :D
Post 19 Posted by ebola virus 2003-10-14 10:56:47 UTC
Yes a boner works at the slaughterhouse with meat. Man, there are so many cool jokes for this one but as I am too mature I will not lower myself to say that I have a boner working for me on the weekends. :lol: woops......
Post 20 Posted by uNsPoKen 2003-10-14 22:53:59 UTC
Quote from 3bola: I have a boner working for me on the weekends.
and the boner has him working for it on the weekdays :P
Post 21 Posted by TrojanHorse 2003-10-15 11:32:23 UTC
yeah, that's just pleasant....