Whats a Boner???

21 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Hey there, well i was browsing the job search web page and i came accross this employment wanted add...

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BONERS

BONERS

EXPERIENCED

Must be fit, reliable, hard working. Own transport. Immediate start. If interested, call Amanda on 9359-2754 and fax resume to 9359-1599.

Published by Herald Sun on 8/OCT/03
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K is it just me with the dirty mind here, or is she looking for a male gigalo???

Post 2

you know whats even more depressing...

Amanda is my name ><

*waits patiently for smart alec PREDICTABLE responses*

Post 3

someone needs help pitching tents?

:P

-D.

Post 4

im pretty sure its something to do with butchery.

ie taking the bones out of meat?

just a guess :)

Post 5

Yeah probably something relating to a worker for a meat processing company

Post 6

Hahahahaa.

He said boner.

Post 7

Quote from Milenko:
Hahahahaa.

He said boner.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Post 8

*thinks - "I wonder how much I can make as a boner?!"* :?

Post 9

how much you could make as a boner or with a boner?

Post 10

yeah im pretty sure its a butchery thing someone who debones or whatever like at a slaughterhouse.... i'd like to ask the audience thanks eddie....

Post 11

i think amanda just got sick of going out and looking for it

Post 12

Quote from reload!:
i think amanda just got sick of going out and looking for it

lol

Post 13

Well if everyones so curious why doesnt someone simply ring "Amanda" and find out what shes after!?

Post 14

Quote from Mirror_Target:
Well if everyones so curious why doesnt someone simply ring "Amanda" and find out what shes after!?

nah id be laughing my head off too much.

Amanda: Hello
Me: uh hi.
Amanda: What can i do for you?
Me: i saw that add in paper about the job.
Amanda: aaaahhhh, so you have had Boning expirence?
Me: well....tell me what you ACUTALLY need for this job.
Amanda: a Boner
Me: umm yes well, im sure i could find one in a few minutes if you can tell me what you need it for.
Amanda: errr....i think you missunderstand.
Me: nah i have a boner right here look its growing.
Amanda: umm...
Me: i even have my own transport, just tell me where you are.
Amanda: *runs away and calls the cop*

she is going to be prank called SOOO many time about that ad lol.

Post 15

ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha

Post 16

hahahahha.

Man, we are SO gonna do that mark :P

Post 17

i have to do boning at my work, its much quicker boneing with a friend. boning hot burns ur hands, but boning cold it jusdt all to damn hard.

Post 18

Quote from SOLOman1:
[quote:d845eab52c="reload!"]i think amanda just got sick of going out and looking for it

lol[/quote:d845eab52c]

Took the word righ outta my mouth :wink:

I think that's heaps better then a dating service :D

Post 19

Yes a boner works at the slaughterhouse with meat.
Man, there are so many cool jokes for this one but as I am too mature I will not lower myself to say that I have a boner working for me on the weekends. :lol: woops......

Post 20

Quote from 3bola:
I have a boner working for me on the weekends.

and the boner has him working for it on the weekdays :P

Post 21

yeah, that's just pleasant....