Harbitcher

you suck.

Wanna go a few rounds.

lol go aravi :D

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT...

No not really... I'm mildly flamed out

Besides that kind of cruelty is unnecessary, I don't push over people in wheelchairs either.

ahh the good old times :roll:

omg i am pissing myself happy because FW is back :D

harby is my god :P

im gonna start a religion called Harbism!

thats just gay

im with stupid.

Quote from Flammable:
im with stupid.

anyone else shocked?

:)

Quote from Ph3n0m3n0n:
thats just gay

i agree that is gay

Quote from Harbinger:
No not really... I'm mildly flamed out

Besides that kind of cruelty is unnecessary, I don't push over people in wheelchairs either.

You're just afraid ;)

yes im afraid you might say something inane and make people think that you're lamer than you already appear.

See I care.

j00 ph33r m33.

yeah casue we can't stand TNA

Quote from Aravi:
j00 ph33r m33.

see, like that

Really, I thought *hugs harbitcher* was my inane line 'o the day :P

Nice dodging biatch, but flame war me up :)

Ok here

I'd tell you to eat shit, but your breath says im too late

I'd tell you to Die, but it would seem that you have no life, your brain also seems to have preempted me

I'd tell you to piss off, but you're too stupid to get the direction "off" correct.

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but you obviously don't have the equipment, I also don't want to hear the shit you'd post while overthinking asking yourself out. Not to mention after the rejection.

So have a nice day you fucking tard.

Quote from Harbinger:
I'd tell you to go f*ck yourself, but you obviously don't have the equipment.

heh, it must be an illusion then. Seemed real enough to me.

And yo momma? oh gawd, she could give birth to the moon.

[b]some foke will never eat a skunk but then again some foke'l[/b]
[b][u]LIKE ARAVI THE SLACK JAW YOCKEL[/b][/u]

Remember, rotisserie style is the best :)

ok this is sad, you have the most pathetic insults ever created

I'm going to go laugh at some coma patients, that should be more challenging.

Quote from Aravi:
Remember, rotisserie style is the best

You whould now and all being the hic that you are.

im with aravi, stop ya bitchin about everything...

harb your insults suck shit, i hope you weren't serious... if so, stop now, and hush up...

*first time ever on flame wars*

Timmy your such a freaking suck up! stop your own f*cking bitching!

now now there w00p
hahaha, this is funny...
anyway wont bad mouth you...

suck up yo aravi? dude the guys like 6 foot, and weighs less then me... if im thinking of the right person?
and what weight does he have to throu around here? none... exactly, you can go now...

i've been waiting for these to come back...

Quote from Timmy:
im with aravi, stop ya bitchin about everything...

harb your insults suck shit, i hope you weren't serious... if so, stop now, and hush up...

oh good

hey timmy, how about you take your semi retarded fucked up stupid looking face, and stick it up your poxed up, often visited, and overworked arse. You stupid, brain dead cock smoking shit for brains. I can't beleive you think my insults suck shit when you can't tie your shoelaces without help from your MUM.

So heres the go, why don't you shut the fuck up, and remove your fucking moronic comments from here.

p.s im impressed that you can spell serious, you get a silver star.

now now there big fella... there's no need to cry is there?

im not here to insult, and i hope your not either, because really waht your saying is kinda gay dude, run of 2 or 3 insults in the one sentence pleas.e.. but 7 8 and 9, now thats just a little much dont you think?

just an idea... now lets try it again shall we...

Quote from Timmy:
anyway wont bad mouth you...

Why not you have done it b4...

Quote from Timmy:
weighs less then me

Man, that is such an insult to Avari!

big fella? harb?

lol

Ahh Timmy, the little boy whose mum makes go to bed at 10pm. And who isn't allowed to play DC because he wouldn't go to school.

Now that's a loser.

Quote from w00p:
[quote:9dfbbecdb0="Timmy"]anyway wont bad mouth you...

Why not you have done it b4...

Quote from Timmy:
weighs less then me

Man, that is such an insult to Avari![/quote:9dfbbecdb0]

now now, you'll got so much hate... funny thou... keep em up...

Sorry i guess u need to know what timmy looks like in order to realise how big of an insult that was.

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Ahh Timmy, the little boy whose mum makes go to bed at 10pm. And who isn't allowed to play DC because he wouldn't go to school.

Now that's a loser.

hahah, niiiice... gettin there...

Quote from Timmy:
but 7 8 and 9, now thats just a little much dont you think?

just an idea... now lets try it again shall we...

oh im so sorry I'll try to make it simple so you can keep track without having to keep notes. Especially as you probably can't write in english.

You... are... a... fucking... tard.

ok? now have a nice nap, come back, try reading that and maybe you will be able to understand without having an apoplexy

harb the hater... jeeez dont even know this guys and his all hatin on a brother.

you guys are so easy to stur up... kinda funny, form where im sittin anyway...

harb, still not getting that 'thing' for good insults...

Quote from Mungus:
big fella? harb?

lol

Oh ok you should join in..

You see, I have some difficulty insulting the pair of you because its terrible to say but you are both nobodies.

Timmy is the fucktard who cut his case up wrong, and mungus is that fucktard who likes to quote unfunny shit, from other threads, lots of times, then explain, and cry and then edit it all as he realises that he is a sad sad git.

that's all I have, sorry, I'd say you should post more to get people to know you, but you're both fuckin morons, so I actually hope you both go take up patience, as you both suck at DC, i own you, and I don't even play.

Quote from Timmy:
harb, still not getting that 'thing' for good insults...

oh im sorry, i just remembered the fuckin poxy shit that you used to post in the flame wars, i seem to remember that you were an integral part of its downfall.

Obviously 3vil was getting closer because he mentions "your mother"

well, how about you go suck on a donkeys penis (I know you keep one handy), and go back down your stupid little hole, and stay there with the other lost and unwanted fucktards of GU history.

[quote="Harbinger"][quote=Mungus] as you both suck at DC, i own you, and I don't even play.[/quote]

oh now come on... that a little low... keep them above the belt (thou you would prefer not to). oh theres an insult, first thrown from me... gay, but still...

but anyway harb dude, i'ld be more then happy to play DC sometime with you... seeing as me n mungus suck, why not us 2 vs you?

Quote from Harbinger:
how about you go suck on a donkeys penis

No, because Timmy will enjoy that.

harb, harb, harb... now now, come on...
you're being a lil too harsh dont you think... flame wars is funny, so are you... funny to stir up that is, seeing that you seem to be so easy to get a lil worked up...

but im still waiting for you to say something slightly insulting (i'll be waiting a while), but still, i'll be here waiting for a gooden... keep tryin..

Quote from w00p:
[quote:efd69348f3="Harbinger"]how about you go suck on a donkeys penis

No, because Timmy will enjoy that.[/quote:efd69348f3]

oh shit! i might jsut go now... that made me look stupid that one did w00p... dang girl you got me, hahaha.

...waits for some stupid reply...

Oh I have figured it out, I've taken the wrong tack

Timmy likes to have sex with women!!!

there he's insulted now.

:D

I might stay out of these Flame Wars - you guys are making my eyes bleed.

Plus, I'm not mentally equipped to deal with all this sexual tension floating around.

Quote from Harbinger:
Oh I have figured it out, I've taken the wrong tack

Timmy likes to have sex with women!!!

there he's insulted now.

hahaha, theres the stupid reply i was talking about...

Once upon a time there was a boy named timmy, he was terribly abused by his parents because of his moronic idiocy. His inability to use anything other than his own clothes for toiletry purposes, his insistance upon sucking his thumb at the age of 10, and his continual habit of smearing himself with his own shit. One day in 1st grade, at the age of 14, timmy was expelled from school for masturbating over a bananas in pyjamas book. From this day on he instead went to a school run by a bangkok whore learning how to use his anus to earn money on the docks. By the age of 15 timmy was the most popular arse whore in the entire hemisphere, but it had taken its toll. He now shit his pants because he had no choice rather than for fun, and he could no longer sit without extreme pain. Doctors could not cure his condition because they couldn't be fucked helping such an obviously retarded moron. They were however interested in how he managed to live with such a massively underdeveloped brain. Taken for experimentation timmy would not cooperate with the scientists unless he could have regular anal sex to keep himself in practice. The head scientists disgusted gave the job to a large rabid donkey, which timmy quite liked because his arse had become quite loose. From this encounter timmy became not only rabid, but also contracted syphilis from the residue left by some animal porn workers earlier that day. So after the doctors concluded that timmy did not in fact live but managed to move around and talk by pure accident, he went back to the docks. However in his new condition only the most broken sailors would give him business. And so it came to pass that timmy became the cheapest arse whore in the whole world, in fact he actually had to give out freebies just to get return business. Once he managed to buy the cheapest shitty computer he could afford, he took up desert combat, where he wished that he was a marine, with a fresh new working arse, which he could use to buy a real computer. But it was not so, his lame DC skills and his pathetic sad commentary made people respect him even less than usual. Timmy died alone of syphilis 6 months later, but noone knew, or cared, because everyone thought he was a fucking tard.

* Aravi drives in a semi-trailer loaded with oven cleaner. He takes one off the truck and throws it to Harb, "drink it".

Quote from Aravi:
* Aravi drives in a semi-trailer loaded with oven cleaner. He takes one off the truck and throws it to Harb, "drink it".

all that shit you wrote above harb... lol aravi's words of wisedom made me laugh more (this is coz yours was shitty, and you must be sad). but aravis was good yah!

niec work aravi... keep it up :P

aravi, good news, you finally have a boyfriend, meet timmy.

if that (aravi's post) made you laugh then harb's above statements were just proven correct.

no no its fine harb... we've met... or not. either way is coo.

man its funny... your pissed off and i aint even said anything... but keep em comin seriously... its kinda funny, and entertains me for a few mins... so quick quick, back to teh drawing baord with some more shitty 2 bit insults...

Quote from Timmy:
niec work aravi... keep it up :P

avari ithink you might want to flame him before

a) He demands for anal sex
b) He demands for anal sex
c) He demands for anal sex

Like i said Timmy stop being such a freaking suck up!

a suck up... why would suck up to aravi?... seriously, i've never even spoken to the guy, all i was saying was that harb does bitch about alot of things...and im thinkin we've all noticed... then harb came outa left field n started flingin shit, shitty shit at that too... so stop bitchin harb and hurry up n post some more shitty insults...

w00p... this is no place for a lady, tee hee...

[quote=Timmy][quote= "Harbinger"][quote:8a6da319e7="Mungus"] as you both suck at DC, i own you, and I don't even play.[/quote][/quote:8a6da319e7]

im just amazed that noone has yet commented on your amazingly inept quoting skills. i mean, atempting to quote harbinger but managing to have it say Mungus said then finish it of with the start of a quote but forget the [/quote ]. which even if you did it would still be damn retarded because ud be quote hard who apparently quoted mungus saying "as you both suck at DC, i own you, and I don't even play" when harb wrote that himself. ill give you one thing, youve got a knack for confusing people.

EDIT: ffs, i can barly even quote your crappy atemp at a quote poperly cause u fucked it so bad. my slight misquote was so that i could quote u as acuratly as is possible

I'm sorry timmy, I apologise for insulting you, you entered with obvious intent to stir shit, and I neglected to notice that you are too stupid to know when you've been insulted, this is mainly because you generally don't post anymore because the flame wars got removed, Apparently you were locked inside and come back with the wrathful vengeance of the spirit of tardness that had infected the original forum.

So I will stop insulting you now because it is a waste of my effort to do so, when you are mentally deficient. I learned my lesson with aravi but haven't with you because you are as i mentioned, a nobody, and noone cares about you, and you have no friends to back you up. So how about you be quiet now, disappear back down into your hole, and stay there where we don't have to hear your inane crap anymore.

HAHHAHHAA, edit that shit up shithouse... commenting on my shitful quoteing skills, when i have just watched you edit your post like 2 or 3 times... nice work...

EDIT:
oh harb that hurt me here mate... that was harsh... lol, you put effort into those 'insults'. oh well... s'all good... maybe next time you'll be better... oh and thats ok that your sorry, i accept...

do u know how fucked up it is to atemp to quote that pile of dribble?

Quote from PlayinG ShithousE:
do u know how fucked up it is to atemp to quote that pile of dribble?

no but i suggest you get ya shit right b4 ya start payin others out... perhaps the 'preview' button?

Quote from Timmy:
all i was saying was that harb does bitch about alot of things...and im thinkin we've all noticed

I have never noticed harb bitching. I think harb does a great job of speaking for the people of this community. I haven't been a member here very long, but i have noticed harb is always a fair player on getting everyones opinion heard.

Timmy you are a gay little faggot and your brother is no better... and i am quite enjoying bagging you out, even if you say that these insults aren't getting to you. I am just finding this self satisfactory. So get f*cked :)

Quote from Timmy:
w00p... this is no place for a lady, tee hee
Then why are you here?

BAHAHAHAH PWNED BY A GIRL!!!

hahha, go w00p... nice one...
i spoz ya gotta make ya self feel better somehow...

i think my post count has increased a lil tonight... thankyou who ever brought the flamewars back...

and harb speaks for the people? and i suppose he consulted with everyone? i think not. There for again... you should leave now... or just stop posting?

haha, also like that lady comment ;) (that was a joke if you were wondering) man you guys need some new material... that whole 'why are you here' thing is pathetic...

Quote from Harbinger:
BAHAHAHAH PWNED BY A GIRL!!!

are you saying that women are any less capabale of deffending, or making (shitty, useless) comments by them selves

if so... if i was you w00p (could insert nasty shit here) i would offended... so i suggest you say sorry to w00p to harb...

no, i think harb is playing on y are you alive, y do you enjoy the company of donkeys and most of all y are u such a fucktard.

Quote from Timmy:
and harb speaks for the people? and i suppose he consulted with everyone?
He doesn't need to...

Timmy you better avoid me at skool, cause seens as this is all just one BIG HUGE laugh to you... maybe i should put into reality for ya instead :)

Quote from PlayinG ShithousE:
no, i think harb is playing on y are you alive, y do you enjoy the company of donkeys and most of all y are u such a fucktard.

hehehe, you guys is all funny, or maybe ya'll just getting stupid now... eitherway, no where did i say donkeys are my best friends... and 'fucktard' that a pretty gay word fellas...

Quote from w00p:
[quote:fe63842e25="Timmy"]and harb speaks for the people? and i suppose he consulted with everyone?
He doesn't need to...

Timmy you better avoid me at skool, cause seens as this is all just one BIG HUGE laugh to you... maybe i should put into reality for ya instead :)[/quote:fe63842e25]

hahahaha, yes w00p, will do... :P

Quote from Timmy:
so i suggest you say sorry to w00p to harb...

.. and here we have the rare african pakistani fucktard, showing the world its large hairy stupid.

Quote from Timmy:
[quote:d32dfc7710="Harbinger"]BAHAHAHAH PWNED BY A GIRL!!!

are you saying that women are any less capabale of deffending, or making (shitty, useless) comments by them selves

if so... if i was you w00p (could insert nasty shit here) i would offended... so i suggest you say sorry to w00p to harb...[/quote:d32dfc7710]

Well your not freaking me are you? So there for harb doesn't need to say sorry, does he fucktard?

Quote from Timmy:
'fucktard' that a pretty gay word fellas...

Yeah suits you perfectly fucktard

does "Assgoblin" suit him aswell?

Quote from w00p:
Well your not freaking me are you? So there for harb doesn't need to say sorry, does he fucktard?

think thats enough now ladies and gents...
it's ganna turn nasty soon im thinking...
so any last comments? i think this thread might get locked soon... perhaps not thou...
we all set to call it even, and call it a night?

No because you lost, quite badly I might add.

wait, did u say "nasty soon", i dunno about you, but i really dont see how this can get much more "nasty" if the shit in this thread is acepted so far (and Jay was in here a minute ago) i dont think it is gonna get locked

how'd i loose when i wasn't even in the running?
i think you two just went heywire n off into your own little world...
look no hate ment to anyone seeing as i dont know ya'll personaly... sept w00p... but if you want to continue, i'ld be more then happy to continue reading, and posting...

Call it evens? Fuck off, why would i want to call it evens with a fucktard like you?

Btw timmy if you think i am joking about you staying away from me at skool... i am not....

So once more b4 ur Mummy is about to threaten you with a knife if you don't hurry up and get into bed.

Fuck you, fucktard!

so young... so much anger...
so i take it we aint broken even yet? how are we going to do it then?
and school? yes because i see you so very much... but if so i'll be sure to keep my head down...

EDIT: oh and im still failing to see where i mieldy offend either of you this fine evening... perhaps its other things? its 1 in the morning, nearly bed time im thinking...

Quote from Timmy:
so i take it we aint broken even yet?

I don't see it as something to be broken even. Like i said i am having so much fun to see you get bagged out...

Quote from w00p:
I don't see it as something to be broken even. Like i said i am having so much fun to see you get bagged out...

t'is good then... bed time im thinking...
i might check this shit tomorrow night, so feel free to leave a small not harb or w00p :P
but ya'll should stop hatin... night night.

haahahahah laughing my head off reading this :D
good work, i could use some of these pay outs :D

as for timmy, you are a fucking retard... have you noticed how you have been sitting there, rating peoples payouts toward you? THEY ARENT DOING IT TO AMUSE YOU. goddamn you are motherfucking assclown.

Being the first day and all of flame wars, I can see some of you really needed to get some frustrations out.

Nicely done.

If this is what you guys reckon sets the tone for flame wars, the forum prolly wont be around for much longer.

Throwing swear words around just because you know how to spell them (or most instances just sound them out) is all well and good, but the very thing that got the forum deleted last time.

Already I can hear the cry of "over moderation" "this is crap". And you can rightly say it with as much gusto as you can muster, however, you have been given the opportunity to 'sound off' swear and carry on like bitches, dont throw it away with rancid threads that are just about the 5001 used for the word beginning with "F"

Over moderation is not what will kill this forum.

LoL, Great read during school because school sucks, and there is this wierd chick sitting next to me reading what i say ... yes.. you freak...

But anyways

Great read, Harb is a legend although he pisses me off a bit, Timmy your insults lick penith.... and you can't spell, Knight Junior..

Harb and w00p totally screwed you something cronic Timmy, and Aravi your insults are kinda shit dude..

Harbs are smart and true....

I wouldnt say timmy is a girl as i believe that is an insult to girls. Timmy is neither male nor female. A lonely and confused despod trying to find his gender.

He is Timmy, simple as that.

LOL
nice read
there all insulting timmy and he is like errr there beating me and far better then me so ill just not retaliate and pretend not to care
o well its all fun
w00p u shoudl unload the stuff about timmy that u told me :twisted:

Quote from Knight Of Nih:

w00p u shoudl unload the stuff about timmy that u told me :twisted:

Nah that would of definatly closed flame wars ;) ;) ;) ;)

o please, at least we could go out in style then

pppfft

This stopped being a flame about page 2.
Then Generation Prozac took over. :shock:

maybe flame wars should be renamed to kindergarten. :?

Any more useless threads like this Flame Wars will dissapear and accounts will be removed..

Kinda simple, use it but dont abuse it.

Ok so this is a useless thread, but it's the closest thing to an actual flame so far.

Do the moderators actually have a unified opinion towards this or are you all going to enforce your own personal ideals of the moment upon it?

Personally, I know that in about a week, Jay is going to get bored of moderating this shit, and about 20 minutes after that it will be spam.

*note: I am not a fan of the flame wars, I was trying to get the correct spirit going but apparently that isn't right either. I vote for removal again.

The funniest thing about reading all this is that it started off with two pro's (professionals, for those who can't get out of the gutter) at flames - Aravi and Harbs - cleverly trying to outdo themselves with insults.

Nothing personal - just flames.

Then comes along Timmy (aka, Kindergarden Cop :wink: ), thinking that both Harbs and Aravi have blown a fuse, not understanding that it is a simple contest of words, and in the spirit of misunderstanding, jumps in with all four feet.

Timmy - ever heard the proverb about not intervening when two people are fighting?
a) you don't know the full story, and so make things worse than what they are, and
b) ultimately, those two people you're trying to help (actually, it appears you were only trying to help out Aravi - hero worship, perhaps?) end up turning on you!

(And not a single swear-word in this entire post!! I must be getting old)

No harb after this went past page 1 it got beyond a joke. Even you should be able to pick that.

Have a go at somebody is one thing, but gezze, there is a limit.

Comonsense

yeah well, apparently what we should do is be nice to everyone and only flame people who want to be flamed :P

or even better, let's all be nice to eachother, even if you are all a bunch of shit for brain morons.

I must admit, Harb is more obscene than I remember and in the absence of Flame Wars I've grown rusty.

Unlikely there will be another one. But if me and Harb start fighting, Timmy, please stay out of the ring.

Quote from Unseen:
Have a go at somebody is one thing, but gezze, there is a limit.

Unseen did you read it all? Didn't you see that Timmy *apparently* wasn't offended by any of it? He was encouraging it if anything.

Quote from Aravi:
But if me and Harb start fighting, Timmy, please stay out of the ring.

Is that meant to be the ring, or my ring? :lol:

Ack, some guy I barely know is contemplating my ring.

Stay away. I have a cattle-prod.

wooo this thread is still going.

harb is gay :D
[Jay comment: ^ :roll: ]

I did read it all, and you have taken it beyond the limits.

How hard is it too use it properly. Whing bitch and cry, not to have personal attacks on people who you dislike.

And well harb your out look on why flame wars is here is beyond me.