Post some good quotes here.
i'll start off with a good one.
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
- BILLY CONNOLLY
Good Quotes
30 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
One One was a racehorse.
Two Two was one too.
One One won one race.
Two Two won one too!
Post 3
LOVE Billy Connolly :D
Post 4
Quote from ruin:
LOVE Billy Connolly :D
Yeah he is a funny bastard.
I stole 6 of his videos from Heretic and sometimes cry of laughter.
Post 5
i've got all his DVDs
Post 6
Sweet
Ill talk to u later about borrowing them.
Post 7
anywho... quotes:
the most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries is not "eureka (i found it)! but rather "hmm...thats interesting..."
-issac asimov
follow your dreams... except the one where your at school in your underwear...
parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain (aah!!)
- john locke
some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smale when you see one tumble down the stairs.
The NRA says 'guns dont kill people-people kill people". that may be true, but i think the gun helps. your not gonna kill many people by standing around and shouting "BANG BANG"
-the awful truth (i think)
i havent lost my mind, its backed up on disc somewhere
if atheisim is a religion, is bald a hair colour?
(for the gals) i laugh at men... why? because second class is funny. (ouch!;) )
okies done.
Post 8
Quote from Lilu:
some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smale when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I like that one :lol:
Heres one:
If u expect to get kicked in the balls and get slapped in the face consider it a victory!
Post 9
Dreams are free, so u may aswell have some.
Post 10
Any holes a goal.
Post 11
if there's grass on the pitch, lets play!
Post 12
procrastination is like a rocking chair, it will give you something to do but it wont get you anywhere
Post 13
procrastination is like masturbation, its all good until you realise youve just fucked yourself :P
Post 14
Calvin: Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
Calvin: Reality continues to ruin my life.
Calvin: What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
Calvin: But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
Calvin: I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.
Calvin: It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Hobbes: I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.
Plus many many more. For ours of entertainment let me recommend Calvin and Hobbes, best comic around.
-D.
Post 15
Most electronic devices come packaged with the proper amount of smoke. If you let it out it won’t work anymore.
Post 16
Quote from Amphibious One:
One One was a racehorse.
Two Two was one too.
One One won one race.
Two Two won one too!
arsehole! i read that one over and over :(
Post 17
lol @ trojan that one is soooo old. My parents go around saying that.
Post 18
Billy Connolly is comming to darwin this year :P
whoooo
Post 19
are you serious?? where did you hear that?
last time he was here was 1996.. and i was too young to go.
The people i always see when they come to Darwin are Jimeoin, Strassman and Billy Connolly if he ever comes back! :shock: :D
Post 20
Saw it in the NT News.
When i go home ill let ya know the date.
Post 21
Thanks Knight.
Post 22
"Never trust a man who when left alone in a room with a tea cosy doesn't try it on"
Billy Connolly
Post 23
Do not adjust your mind, reality is at fault.
-Graffito, men's toilet, Oxford Mental Health Service
Post 24
This is gay
- Me
And ill give you one every day from my little desk Calendar.
The time to Repair the roof is when the sun is shining
- John F Kennedy
Post 25
i have a different desk calender.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
- Heywood Broun (otherwise known as Heywood Jablowme???)
Post 26
wait.. i don't have a different desk calendar HeReTiC... you are just living on Yesterday!
Post 27
"I've come to the conclusion that wilderbeast dont know that they are wilderbeast because there are no mirrors in the Serengety plains" - Billy Connolly
"As if Billy Connolly would come to Darwin just as i leave..what a crock" - BD
Post 28
Billy Connolly Rocks... definitely gonna see that if it's true :D
Post 29
i saw billy last time he was here :shock: ..... it was at about 5pm in the gallaria in the mall he was ordering somthin from the sandwhich shop there.... i walked up and said "you're a F@*#in' legend" 8) shook his hand and left him be.... ( i didnt have camera or anythin to sign on me :( )
Post 30
yeah, he is currently in NZ, filming another of his World Tours on the Harley.. then he is coming here to tour. and he always comes to Darwin!