Stage 1 - SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course, the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING: This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Keep in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH: This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course you're still SMART, so naturally, you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cus you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because you are now the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF: You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people whom you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle, because you are smart, you're RICH and Hell, you're better looking than them anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE: This is the final stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything, because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people whom you fancy, because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you - and because you're still SMART you know ALL the words.
but i dont base my bein right on prior knowledge, i just put the smackdown on people with the massive force of logic then bitch slap them with sum common sence
I either just breeze through Stage 1 without realizing (or talking to anyone). I know I am at Stage 2 and Stage 4. :) I don't think i've been drunk enough to think i'm invisible. Although I tend to think "meh, that person wouldn't be watching me anyhow"
Whenever you are the most drunk person in a scenario... everyone keeps tabs on you, just to bring it all back up the next day.
Im sure I've been to all those stages at one point :oops:
Except invincible, Im a friendly drunk so I dont make a habit of picking fights but people want to with me cos of how annoying I am at times. Though Ive had 2 guys start on me .... when Im drunk I just stand there and take it cos I can :D First headbutted me 5 times in the face, second punched me 5 times in the face.
Think they got kinda worried that it didnt affect me and I was still standing :evil: Told the first guy "to chill out, its new years, take it easy dude!" after each headbutt.
When I was 14 though the pattern was quite different! :D
Stage 1: HYPERACTIVELY STUPID
Stage 2: SMART
Stage 3: SERIOUS HEAD PAINS
Stage 4: HYPERACTIVELY STUPID
After AAALLL of this I started to reduce my alcohol intake from half a bottle of beam within half an hour (weight being ~ 55 kg) to maybe half a bottle over a good 2-3 hour period.