An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having
a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice," he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.
The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African
and Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Australia we
have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Hahaha.. dont mean to offend anyone :p