Chuck Norris facts...

24 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

..AND THEY'RE READ BY CHUCK HIMSELF!

Post 2

hahahahaha, win!

Post 3

awesome :D

Post 4

hahaah nice.. go chuck

Post 5

Lol gold!

Good to see he got a laugh out of it and not be offended by it. :D

Post 6

some funny shit!!

Post 7

lol x 4

Post 8

ahahahahaa go chuck!

Post 9

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

LOL

Post 10

Woot!!! :D

Now I wanna see the Hoff do that!

Post 11

Haha good to see a great sense of humour there :D

Post 12

haha, thats kool!

Post 13

Apparently not all the facts are true!
Chuck Norris sues over 'mythical facts' ;O)

Post 14

they missed one fact:

Chuck Norris' laugh kills people. Lucky he never laughs due to a complete lack of a sense of humour.

Post 15

Because it's not a fact. Chuck has been on talk shows laughing about the 'facts' and talking about some of his favourites.

He's against some random bloke profiteering off his name, however.

Post 16

Yeah he doesnt give a rats bout the "Chuck Norris Facts" and finds them amusing. He even read out his favourite Top 10 on Jay Leno or some other talk show once. The problem is this guy is using Chuck Norris' name to make himself famous/rich without his consent.

I know if some random dude used my name to get rich without asking me I'd be pretty pissed off too.

Post 17

he read them out, but didnt find them too amusing :P he is an actor after all.

and i hardly think "penguin books" is some random guy :P

he is a dick, who thinks his name is "damaged" by this because he obviously thinks he is a good actor.

Post 18

Quote from HeReTiC;335069:
he read them out, but didnt find them too amusing :P he is an actor after all.

and i hardly think "penguin books" is some random guy :P

he is a dick, who thinks his name is "damaged" by this because he obviously thinks he is a good actor.

Quote:
Author Ian Spector, an undergraduate at Brown University
^^^ random guy

Post 19

lol

good on chuck!

Post 20

LOL go to google.com

type in exactly "find chuck norris" and click im feeling lucky

BAHAHAH!

Post 21

Chuck actually does find them humorous - he was flattered by the attention. He said that on his own website. But yes he sued Pengiun Books for publishing the book based on trademark infringement.

I still think he's a half-wit though, and that's because of another response to the internet facts meme...

Quote:
It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things—and so can you.

Post 22

wow. is it your mission in life to bring religion into every discussion? you spend more time on your soapbox than a jehovas witness.

Post 23

Not every discussion. ;)

Post 24

Get Smart has a good Chuck Norris line in it too :)