Google Mars

36 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

there was a fake one around a few months ago but this one is genuine...
not much to it really but its still interesting
http://www.google.com/mars/

makes an interesting addition to Google Earth , Google Maps and Google Moon (so the moon is made out of cheese after all...)

Post 2

Quote:
so the moon is made out of cheese after all...

No, it's just that there are no images at that resolution available to the public. Wonder why?

Post 3

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
No, it's just that there are no images at that resolution available to the public. Wonder why?
get over yourself

Post 4

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
No, it's just that there are no images at that resolution available to the public. Wonder why?

They don't want anyone to know about the War Ostrich and Battle Emu breeding grounds and training camps.

Post 5

Quote from Battlinard:
They don't want anyone to know about the War Ostrich and Battle Emu breeding grounds and training camps.
shhhh...dont tell everyone! now they're gonna have to relocate

Post 6

Quote from mepm:
shhhh...dont tell everyone! now they're gonna have to relocate

I didn't tell everyone.

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Welcome to the inner circle.

Post 7

looks pretty funky in its true colours - http://themis.asu.edu/fullimages/20031114a

Post 8

I can't find Waldo.

Post 9

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
No, it's just that there are no images at that resolution available to the public. Wonder why?

You need to get laid. And not as in "I hired a porn star"...I mean actually laid, in real life, outside your head.

Post 10

Wrathlon, why do you suppose that the loss of my virginity would liberalise my heart, so as to transform me into a pusillanimous peon like yourself?

Is that really admirable?

I think not.

Post 11

Thats a pretty good word... but I got you beat...

You are a fool of brobdingnagian proportions.

HA :P

Post 12

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Wrathlon, why do you suppose that the loss of my virginity would liberalise my heart, so as to transform me into a pusillanimous peon like yourself?

Is that really admirable?

I think not.

Well it cant be any worse then you ...

Post 13

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Wrathlon, why do you suppose that the loss of my virginity would liberalise my heart, so as to transform me into a pusillanimous peon like yourself?

Is that really admirable?

I think not.

So you are a virgin then? I thought you hired that porn star? Would also explain why you are so damn uptight. You know people do things...not because they hiding things, but because they are "funny". I know this is very foreign to you, but please, try and educate yourself.

Here Ill even lay it out in a familiar way for you:

Funny:
http://dict.die.net/funny/

Humour:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/humor

Laugh:
http://www.answers.com/topic/laugh

Joke:
http://www.wordreference.com/definition/joke

Post 14

omg Wrathlon you posted all them links and they actually mean something to this thread.. somthing zpc should note...
POST LINKS THAT HAVE MEANING!!
just because in on the internet dosent mean its true.. take note of that too zpc

Post 15

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Wrathlon, why do you suppose that the loss of my virginity would liberalise my heart, so as to transform me into a pusillanimous peon like yourself?

Is that really admirable?

I think not.

Give me more posts like this.

It improves my vocubu... vocaberla... vocebellar...

...my word stuff.

Post 16

he said virginity. tee hee

Post 17

I was hungry once.
Worst 20minutes of my life.

Post 18

Drinking melted butter through a straw allieviates hunger.

Post 19

ZPC BAAAAAA!!!!

BAAAAAAAAAA!!

Off to NZ wit j00!!

Post 20

Quote:
I thought you hired that porn star?

Not yet, and actually the price has just dropped from ",600 to "000 USD.

I'm flying to the US later in the year.

Quote:
Off to NZ wit j00!!

Why NZ?

Post 21

He cant go to NZ, the sheep are part of a secret cult linked to Osama Bin Laden and George Bush through a guy in the export trade.

Post 22

Quote:
He cant go to NZ, the sheep are part of a secret cult linked to Osama Bin Laden and George Bush through a guy in the export trade.

Osama Bin Laden's connection to George Bush is simple; George Bush's (I'm assuming you were referring to Dubya) dad helped give billions, as head of the CIA, to the afghani mujahadeen, which practically speaking became Al Qaeda (Osama being the 'head' of this 'group'). He then went into business with Bin Laden's family via the Carlyle Group, often staying the night at the Bin Laden family home. Through the Carlyle Group they entered a capital venture known popularly as the "War on Terrorism", a multi-billion dollar bonanza.

Heil the New World Order!

Post 23

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Osama Bin Laden's connection to George Bush is simple; George Bush's (I'm assuming you were referring to Dubya) dad helped give billions, as head of the CIA, to the afghani mujahadeen, which practically speaking became Al Qaeda (Osama being the 'head' of this 'group'). He then went into business with Bin Laden's family via the Carlyle Group, often staying the night at the Bin Laden family home. Through the Carlyle Group they entered a capital venture known popularly as the "War on Terrorism", a multi-billion dollar bonanza.

Heil the New World Order!

Did you even read my post? I was talking about the sheep in NZ and their connection to it. You know, sheep, as in wooly creatures that go baa.

Post 24

Quote from Wrathlon:
Did you even read my post? I was talking about the sheep in NZ and their connection to it. You know, sheep, as in wooly creatures that go baa.

New Zealand has everyone fooled.

Their so called "anti nuclear" and "anti American" stance hides the terrible truth.

One in every thousand or so sheep is a supra genius after liberal gene seeding by specially modified kiwi farmers (most of whom don't even know they carry the super-sheep gene and just carry on doing what they do with sheep as they have always done).

These sheep are then recruited by the CIA and passed on, through the Carlyle Group into secret astronaut training programs from where they are launched to Mars to lead the Ostrich and Emu Battle Squadrons who will return to Earth one day to fight for truth justice and the American way.

It's simple really.

Post 25

Astronaut ryhmes with Juggernaut.

Post 26

However it in no way rhymes with South African Laughing Lizard.

Post 27

But North American Barfing Gizzard does

Post 28

so does "I think the point got lost in a literary blizzard".

oh wait...

ah who cares.

Post 29

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Osama Bin Laden's connection to George Bush is simple; George Bush's (I'm assuming you were referring to Dubya) dad helped give billions, as head of the CIA, to the afghani mujahadeen, which practically speaking became Al Qaeda (Osama being the 'head' of this 'group'). He then went into business with Bin Laden's family via the Carlyle Group, often staying the night at the Bin Laden family home. Through the Carlyle Group they entered a capital venture known popularly as the "War on Terrorism", a multi-billion dollar bonanza.

Heil the New World Order!

zpc do you have this stuff on a clip board just waiting for an opening to paste and unleash it upon this forum?

Post 30

can we get an admin to delete or move everything that is off topic here!

Post 31

nope :D

Post 32

Quote from insidious:
zpc do you have this stuff on a clip board just waiting for an opening to paste and unleash it upon this forum?

Seems pretty personalized to be cut and paste stuff.

You know of course, that what he says is true. It's just a question of what it truly MEANS, if anything.

I told my religious instructor back in about grade three that I didn't think I believed in God and he blustered and stammered and said I was a fool. I simply asked what proof there was. Again he blustered and stammered and said, "because the grass is green and the sun is in the sky, aren't the tress proof enough for you!?"

Those are almost his exact words to a questioning young mind.

Just because grass is green, it does not automatically follow that it must have been made that way by a coherent consciousness capable of genetic manipulation via magic or science.... neither does money given to any organisation by the family of the single most stupid President the US has ever had prove anything except they are gullible fools sweet talked by an arab.

Post 33

ummm wernt we talking about pictures of mars :S

Post 34

All this happened on mars so it's relevant.

Post 35

Quote from insidious:
zpc do you have this stuff on a clip board just waiting for an opening to paste and unleash it upon this forum?

No, he googles some college professor's work, then pastes it. Don't you know? That's why there's so many complex words, to make him seem like the smart arse he wishes he was. He probably doesn't know the meaning of half of them. As for staying on topic, there's no point making a separate topic just for zpc, so may as well continue here.

And btw, that Google Mars thing is cool :)

Post 36

ZPC likes the heebabajeebus feeling...

Sex with a gorgeous female human being is better that heebabajeebus.