LOL This is awesome.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

I had sex with a Llama caus the voices told me to.

i smacked a homeless guy cuz thats how i roll.

oops. switch that, reverse it. apparently i fell in love with a banana :(

I murdered a gangster Because I was high.

I sang to a Jones soda because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Apparently

I shot my cellphone because thats how i roll.

I humped my best friends boyfriend because I hate my family.

Well, at least that last bit's right.

I had sex with a football player because I was drunk.

:-/

i gave my number to a ninja because i was drunk

I gave a lap dance to myself Because I was drunk.

I humped a fork because i was drunk.

sounds painful :(

I smacked a policeman Because I'm sexy and I do what I want....

Well the second ones right, and the first part may happen tommorrow as I'm going to be playn baseball with spongeee!!! :D

Why does everyone wear black shirts?

i shot a policeman because i hate myself

I had sex with your mom because that's how I roll.

LOL

Quote from Xaine:
Why does everyone wear black shirts?

Well so far, im the only red t-shirt wearer :P

I ate a llama Because I'm sexy and I do what I want... riiight

i gave a lap dance to a hooker because i was drunk

I humped a Jones soda because thats how i roll

OMG
I ate a my sister because I'm NOT homosexual... =(
I must be slightly tasmanian

pink shirt hey leo ;)

I murdered my neighbour because i was drunk

I murdered a DVD player because I'm sexy and I do what I want

I gave my number to my psychiatrist because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I shot a policeman because the voices told me too

is that a new way of writting your date of birth???

RTA will ask... "WTF"?

I ate a the computer Because that's how I roll

I bitched out a pickle Because the voices told me to.

damn pickle laughed at me!

I smacked my brother Because that's how I roll.

I murdered a condom becaus I was drunk

I sang to a mexican because i'm naked :O

My wifes one is:

I choked on a stuffed animal because I was high.

And I didn't even no she smoked, let alone had stuffed animals. Maybe i'm high!

i had sex with an ipod coz thats how i roll