Michael Jackson dead

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Post 1

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/entertainment/5681736/michael-jackson-rushed-to-hospital/

gone

Post 2

RIP Michael Jackson :(

as much as people bagged him he was awesome singer and dancer

Post 3

He was a douche of a human being but a legend of an entertainer. RIP.

Post 4

Rumours of Jeff Goldblum falling off a cliff in NZ too.

Post 5

Quote from Jay;366662:
Rumours of Jeff Goldblum falling off a cliff in NZ too.

Uh, where did you hear this? Can't find anything on it.

Post 6

Michael Jackson has said in his will that he wants to be cremated, so that all of the melted plastic can be recycled into playstations and the little kids can still play with him.

Post 7

Quote from jabsy;366665:
Michael Jackson has said in his will that he wants to be cremated, so that all of the melted plastic can be recycled into playstations and the little kids can still play with him.

There's always one... Dude, too soon.

Post 8

Quote from Kagetsu;366667:
There's always one... Dude, too soon.

No way. The real Michael Jackson died about 15 years ago.

Post 9

too soon?? come on kagetsu - it's michael jackson! that was a classic jabsy :D

Post 10

Word has it that he is going to be buried at sea.

He wanted to be strapped to a couple of buoy's.

Post 11

Quote from Jay;366662:
Rumours of Jeff Goldblum falling off a cliff in NZ too.

Hoax.

A story circulating that actor Jeff Goldblum has died is a hoax | NATIONAL News

http://searchengineland.com/jeff-goldblum-is-not-dead-despite-what-google-says-21588

Cya MJ. Thanks for the memories.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF89npFbn8g"]YouTube - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Sega Genesis)[/ame]

Post 12

Farrah Fawcett is dead too. sad day :(

My childhood musical hero. Now hopefully you can get away from the rest of the world :P

Post 13

Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson were one and the same person!

or this...

Michael Jackson's world tour is still going ahead - it will purely be based on his Thriller album...

Post 14

did he ever get convicted of any of the aleged crimes?

I will remmber him for his music and dancing

RIP MJ

Post 15

Nah, never convicted. First family settled for 20 million out of court, and in 2005 he was acquitted of the second allegation.

Post 16

Michael Jackson's THRILLER of a life came to an end because his heart couldn't BEAT IT.

What a BAD boy.

i lovee you Michael!

Well actually, no I don't. I only love your moozik

Post 17

So, so sad. His whole life has been sad I guess.

RIP to a f*cking legendary performer. Absolutely legendary.

:*(

Post 18

RIP MJ, Rocked our world you know he did. Questionable human being but incredible entertainer.

Post 19

I heard they're going to melt him down and turn him into an xbox ... so the kids can keep playing with him.

Post 20

RIP. Hes an absolute legend.

Thriller is an epic album.

Post 21

Quote from rec;366671:
Hoax.

A story circulating that actor Jeff Goldblum has died is a hoax | NATIONAL News

Jeff Goldblum Is NOT Dead (Despite What Google Says)

Reason I mentioned it as 'rumours' - although was first thing mentioned on Today when I turned on the tv this morning, promptly followed by the continued wave of MJ.

Chaser's Eulogy song and Thriller come to mind.

Quote:
Unfortunately an Australian entertainment reporter Richard Wilkins relayed the news of the supposed death on Friday morning on Channel Nine's Today show.

Post 22

If i hear that ****ing joke about him being melted down one more time; I'm going to lose my ****ing shit.

Post 23

Okay I'm going to get controversial here, but I really don't care.

So I've just watched the news and something really just pissed me off.

So a school girl apparently took a day off school just because she couldn't cope with the emotion of him dying.

Like what the **** man. Seriously.

I agree, its unfortunate, its sad and all, but what is this obsession over celebrities. You don't even know them, you haven't even met them, and you only know them through media outlets.

Would I make jokes to family or associates of him? Of course I wouldn't, I'm not that insensitive or stupid.

I've had one person tell me "you shouldn't make jokes of michael because he is a human being like the rest of us" Yeah, because you so know him so well...

Give me a break. Do people care about the millions that die in Darfur? Let me answer that. A big fat NO.

Didn't want to politicise this, but whatever

/end rant

Post 24

I agree whole-heartedly man :)

Post 25

if she's a school girl she was never there when michael jackson set the world on fire.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tqYUTjQIc0&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - michael jackson - moon walk[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmxT21uFRwM&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - we are the world[/ame]
one of the greatest acts i'll never get to see :(

Post 26

Quote from MaestrO47;366702:
Okay I'm going to get controversial here, but I really don't care.

So I've just watched the news and something really just pissed me off.

So a school girl apparently took a day off school just because she couldn't cope with the emotion of him dying.

Like what the **** man. Seriously.

I agree, its unfortunate, its sad and all, but what is this obsession over celebrities. You don't even know them, you haven't even met them, and you only know them through media outlets.

Would I make jokes to family or associates of him? Of course I wouldn't, I'm not that insensitive or stupid.

I've had one person tell me "you shouldn't make jokes of michael because he is a human being like the rest of us" Yeah, because you so know him so well...

Give me a break. Do people care about the millions that die in Darfur? Let me answer that. A big fat NO.

Didn't want to politicise this, but whatever

/end rant

I saw this 'story', and you'd have to be a retard to beleive that she took the day off because of michael jackson, and not because she was a fat ignorant tart taking advantage of the situation.

I was far more concerned by the dude three interviews earlier who was crying about it, or the "Darwin pharmacist" who "lived" with MJ because he won a competition. Those people are creepy.

Post 27

Pala, I searched youtube for about half an hour trying to find something ultra cool. Well done! ;)

Quote from Harbinger;366711:
I was far more concerned by the dude three interviews earlier who was crying about it, or the "Darwin pharmacist" who "lived" with MJ because he won a competition. Those people are creepy.

Yeah I used to go to school with that dude. I think his name was Billy...

Post 28

Quote from Milenko;366701:
If i hear that ****ing joke about him being melted down one more time; I'm going to lose my ****ing shit.

I heard they're going to melt him down and turn him into an wii ... so the kids can keep playing with him.

Post 29

I tell you a story kids, you can spend your whole life doing the best for man kind, curing cancer, spending millions on research to find all the cures for man and you will be mentioned and only slightly remember in the mist of time.

Or you could release a single, child moullest thousands of school boys and then plead innocent and then die and the whole world will think your a saint! Or you could start your own dictatorship and kill millions of people in the world cause a second world war and then at the heights of your failure kill yourself and your wife to escape execution well the enemy is knocking on your door step.

Post 30

relates to this thread how?

Post 31

Quote from grandinferno;366713:
Pala, I searched youtube for about half an hour trying to find something ultra cool.

there's so much!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkezNWVd_jA"]YouTube - R.I.P Michael Jackson-Billy Jean [Live] R.I.P[/ame]

(yes i'm repeating the same song, but jesus i've never seen a crowd reaction like that)

Post 32

QFT...

Quote from grandinferno;366683:
So, so sad. His whole life has been sad I guess.

RIP to a f*cking legendary performer. Absolutely legendary.

:*(

I just got back into Adelaide this morning and heard the news. I'm glad I got to see him live, awesome show it was too.

This is my favourite video (not song) beats thriller for choreography imo.

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WjOn5TNjBM"]YouTube - Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Radio Edit)[/nomedia]

Post 33

For the people giving him crap AD.... he did more good than harm IMO.

...and from my recollection he was never convicted of anything.

He was ****ing awesome and that's how I'm going to remember him. So there.

*rasps*

Edit: That video was the shit Pala. I saw one (of the same song) from the mid-90s, but the dance bit was too dark - which made me sad... :(

Post 34

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU"]YouTube - Michael Jackson is Dead[/ame]
Jon Lajoie pretty much has things in the right perspective, about the Media and the majority of people

Post 35

Blame the media. Blame the media. The media pumps out this shit because you f*ckers read it!!

lol@joke@end...

Post 36

Jackson was planning Australian tour: promoter

:(

It isn't that often where three generations of the one family wanted to see the same performer live.

Post 37

Q: What?s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There?s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect ?10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What?s brown and often found in a baby?s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson?s hand.

Post 38

Q: you know why Michael Jackson went shopping at K-Mart?
A: because he heard boys pants were half off.

Post 39

too soon guys

Post 40

Quote from Bucky;366820:
too soon guys

There's never too soon unless you knew the guy.

It's either whenever, or never!

:P

Post 41

hrm does this work

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Post 42

Gold!

Post 43

atleast wait a week

Post 44

Da-Na-Na-na-Na-Na-Na-Na....PLASTICMAN!

Post 45

That's so well done... lol

Post 46

A dozen fans of Michael Jackson reportedly commit suicide | News.com.au Top stories | News.com.au

Post 47

Did I just read something that resembled something theonion would write???

How bizzaro.

Post 48

http://9.media.tumblr.com/GZbqLZ3AXp9gdz5lp4T63RJpo1_500.jpg

bwahahahahahaha

Post 49

Omg Some people are ****ing insane

Post 50

Quote from MaestrO47;366856:
http://9.media.tumblr.com/GZbqLZ3AXp9gdz5lp4T63RJpo1_500.jpg

bwahahahahahaha

It's pretty funny.

Although if she's serious (which I'm sure she's not) then she should abort. No way the kid should have such a f*ck up for a mother... lol

Post 51

On a side note, the Jeff Goldblum death... He's on the Stephen Colbert Report tonight. Bloody funny as!

Post 52

Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven... God said for being such a good person what would you like... she said " to make all the kids in the world SAFE" so God brought MJ to heaven :P

Post 53

This is gold. Trails off a bit in the middle, but created some big lols towards the end.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?fmt=18&v=ELyTBXzfQJ8"]YouTube - Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.[/ame]

Post 54

lol they have used that hitler video to death now haha.

apparently his ghost is haunting neverland

Post 55

Quote from Korny;367197:
apparently his ghost is haunting neverland

Who, Hitler?

:P