I'm bored, heres a joke

A young little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs
to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well,
all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 !
That's good,innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blonde?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says:
"Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only
went as far as D,
but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good,innit?"

"Yes darling, very good." Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"

Yes darling it's because you're blonde."

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went
swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"

She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum. "Is that because I'm
blonde, mummy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."

ROFL

hahaha.

OLD...

Sometimes oldies can be goodies.

Mwah ha! Never heard that one before, but I like it. ^O^

wortel - OLD - Blah

raker old blah ;)

haha

btw who cares if it's old, other people may not have heard it.

I have not heard this joke, I like it.... funny :lol:

LOL

"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face. Horse says nothing. It is a horse and cannot talk. It panics at the unfamiliarity of the location and breaks its leg in an attempt to escape. It is put down."

Quote from OverDrive;404954:
"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face. Horse says nothing. It is a horse and cannot talk. It panics at the unfamiliarity of the location and breaks its leg in an attempt to escape. It is put down."

can't talk? bullshit.

OD the Necromancer! I can be in that.

What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.

Haha, now thats funny, a 10 year old joke gets resurrected.

Wortel, now that is really OLD.

I never heard that joke, ah the classic blonde jokes, how I miss them. Who's got another one to share with the class?

shortest joke

a baby seal walks into a club