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Okay ppl i was bored today after my Really good friend becky left so i went to www.google.com and looked up Dildos
Okay this is the funnest shit i have ever found so have a read no pictures so chill ;)
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_618787.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
:shock: bronze?! owie!!! :shock:
thats all i have to say........
Damn that'd freeze ya.......
You would have to have it sitting near a fire to warm it up..
:shock: i could think of better places to be burnt!!! thats for sure!
At least they weren't chopsticks, lol
Quote from Phatgaz[dX:
]At least they weren't chopsticks, lol
apparently, korny wasn't after dildo's that matched his own equipment.
We have all been there..... no money to spare.. and yet we have this itch/need to explore. Sadly most of us have also been ripped off at one time or another too.
Here are a few ideas for those everyday objects around the house, take another look .......some are obvious some are not.
Chopsticks.(Thanks to Karessed for this gem ) combine these with either elastic bands or string, around genital area ..twist, tighten, just be careful if you want the use of whats left !!! (Cost around 79p Tescos pack 20.)
Courtesy of http://www.msdemmie.com/toys.html
what the?!.........
Korny feeling inadequate again?
LOL nah me and my girlfriend go to the sex shop alot and looking at diff sex toys and i was bored so i searched dildos and i found that :P
Trust me those shops can liven up any sex life ;) But most of you ppl wouldn't know what that is huh ...
:P no its not porn hehehehehe...
No its not the 1 handed mumbo...
;)
*Looks at mr 31 gig of porn :P*
God dude i only have 2 movies on my comp and thats because they are wicked porno movies come on when u have more then 2 gig thats just crazy :P
Korny has a girlfriend, and it also sounds like he is claiming to have sex with her as well.
Whats the world coming too? :roll: :shock:
:lol: HEHEHEHEHEHEhahahahahaha :lol:
Quote from Magus Nex:
Korny has a girlfriend, and it also sounds like he is claiming to have sex with her as well.
in other news, Korny also has a mother. this is not believed to be a coincidence.
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