soje things i think are funny are when u pick up a empty guna nd dont realize its empty and u see a emnmey and u just go click click :P or throwing a HE and it bounces of some ones head and comes back at ya and u die lol
Funniest moment also turned out to be one of my best rushes
Playing aztec as a t rushed hard thru dd and out into the most evil rain of fire i have ever tasted On three health and no armour (i forgot to buy it) i ducked weaved and jumped like a loon with 4 cts firing everything they had into me. Managed to get right up to em and then it all fell into place All 4 cts lined up quite nicely one behind the other and with FF on it was mayhem CTs dying left right and center Me gigglin me hed off and completly outta ammo (forgot to buy that too) stats of the round 30 shots fired 1 hit for 87 damage (yay Head Shot) i got hit 15 times from 4 diff peoples with colts and a ak and usp pistols 3 helth still left and 4 ded CTS planted the bomb victory was mine then got Tked by overzealous teammates rushing out to "help" me
Not really funny but more of an OMG (HAHA) type moment. Im a T vs 3 SEMNI or YAKUZA (excuse not sure which clan) members.
Was nailed to 1 hp, pretty much thought I stood no chance, but hey I still try.
Went out, wif my deagle on 1hp, killed the first, hs the second and put the third to <10 hp. Was absolute luck but hey was a good little laugh :P
OR
Knight (no offense for thinkning its funny mate), but when you see him as a T on Italy, charge down the tunnel to the markets, pulls of a multi kill - 2 HS 1 non, with a GLOCK, in about 2 seconds using burst fire from memory. Was very nice i'll give him that but damn was so funny :wink:
mine aint really funny but yeah on ozforces dialup dust 2 bomb was planted at b i was ct. killed 3 of their blokes hiding started defusing it was very close in the end i was so close that the bomb had blown up but i was still alive and had defused it all the spects and me were confused to the max but i nevers died no damage but the whole place went up in smoke :?
well this waas while back, i think beta 6.5 not sure, anyway, i could see my bros screen. i was ct and another guy was T. this is cs_assault and it was me and him left (not my bro im looking on his screen were the T is) and i had a HE and my bro told me his outside the big facotry what ever it is. i rushed out the the garge stuff the hostages, and lunched my gren as far as i could he was jsut about to turn the corner, and i see this body fly so high, highest i have ever seen in my cs viewing, well that was pretty funny.... or you had to be there to see it.
and i got 8 kills in one round then 7 the next, in militia that was cool to :lol: :D
speaking of flying knight was in my room whatching me play one day on the cs servers on dust 1 and some t came out of the tunnel (dark place not underpass) but yeah he came out on the part over the underpass and just as he walked out was awped from the other end of tunnel in the head flew so far back went into the wall and all it was so funny to see.
The funnest CS moment I've ever seen wasn't mine, but I was in the game, so I still saw it and it was still funny as freaking heck...
CS_Italy, clanwar. We were playing as CT's. I was just taking the hostages out of the T's house when we get jumped by three T's comming up around the corner (near the window, not the tunnel). At such close range, fully automatic fire was the catchphrase of the moment. Somehow, the T's got mixed up in the hostages, and with us, and us with the hostages; in short, it was a mess, and we were all croweded around each other. Suddenly... *BOOM*. Zenith, with an Arctic at the end of the tunnel, scored two head shots and a body shot to kill all three terrorists with a single bullet, without hitting either a hostage or a CT.
We laughed all into the next round and got killed at spawn.
was playing Mansion at Podges place in brisbane (w00t cable) and me and cow were on the same team and Cow wanted to kill me cause I was shooting him last game so he runs up and stares me in the face to scare me at buy time. Being smart I buy a para so this huge gun looks him in the face, then buy time over I run quick to the sewers (i was ct) and cow types kamakazi and chases me, panicking im trying to run away and run into three t's Podge at the head just spraying cause i was trying to get away from cow i ended up killing all three t's and then because i was to slow cow blows up and kills me...
Pretty funny.. I'm sure everyone's heard of this one happening..
I was playing on some new zeland server and it was de_dust.. I was counter terrorist and all the terrorists were dead and the bomb was ticking away at the main bomb site.. so I was first to reach the bomb and i just crouched over it.. pretending to defuse while all the other ct's were standing around the bomb...
with about 5 seconds to go, i got up, turned around, threw my colt down (for effect) and ran out the double doors leaving several stunned team mates to take the blast :p
Playing Quake2 online deathmatch (when it was the "new thing") get basted to almost kingdom come by a rocket left living on 4 health....
my mate behind me says "your dead unless you can find some health"
me "nah - i'll probably die looking for it..."
bick up the double barreled shottie and a hanful of ammo and OWNED - noone could get near me, like "BOOM!" on sucker dead, turn "BOOM!" second sucker, dodge, turn, "BOOM!" etc etc...
my mates pissing himself laughing, tears running down his cheeks - lasted 5-10 mins, it took the rest of the guys/girls in the map working together to bring me down......
Quote from CaptnBirdsEye: Pretty funny.. I'm sure everyone's heard of this one happening..
I was playing on some new zeland server and it was de_dust.. I was counter terrorist and all the terrorists were dead and the bomb was ticking away at the main bomb site.. so I was first to reach the bomb and i just crouched over it.. pretending to defuse while all the other ct's were standing around the bomb...
with about 5 seconds to go, i got up, turned around, threw my colt down (for effect) and ran out the double doors leaving several stunned team mates to take the blast :p
there are so many over the years, but i cant remember them all. heres 2 though.
Playing Prodegy a while back now, as t's. WE were getting rapped big time, so we discussed it and came to a logical conclusion. we all ran the corridor way, stood on the railing, and all jumped at the same time :twisted:
Then a few weeks back, was playing with Scorcher on assualt, on some server. It was the what we thought would be, the second last round and he wanted to buy para's the next. So we both buy them and as it turns out the whole team had the same idea. so we all sat outside spraying and watching the all the T's drop dead :wink:
It was a War against [BM] online (i think). We had just recruited Gnole into SB and this was his first online war. all of -=SB=- were dead, except for Gnole. The map was Clan_1_mill.
gnole is in the tunnells....using his mic to the max. his words went a little something like this:
"I love this map.....look at it...(tilts head from side to side), nice bland concrete walls.....look..theres a fake door!. Authorised access only? Screw that...AUTHORISE THIS!
*Unloads a clip of AK into fake door, reloads and keeps walking*
"ok fellas...its me Vs the world. I have a gren. Now this is my plan, i walk up to the door nice and quiet like....throw the gren...the gren pushes the door open, catches the enemy by suprise and kills a few of them. THen im gonna run outside and cap the rest of em with my AK. If you think this is NOT a good idea, type "HA HA" in NOW".
*Whole of SB team type "HA HA", resulting in comedic outburst of swearing from Gnole*
*Gnole primes his Gren...walks up to the door...throws the gren and proceeds to charge the door with AK-47 at the ready. The Gren flies gloriously through the air, i could almost hear it whistle as it went. It bounces...DINK....off of the door...straight back at Gnoles head. The Gren lands behind him with a murderous THUNK. It deals about 60dmg to him. Gnole is not worried by such a thing...he runs swiftly into battle..and there, is teh rest of the enemy..all waiting for him. Gnole dies. SB Laugh their arses off at him for the next 5 rounds".
Podge is harrassing teh CT's as a T on inferno. his MAC10 cutting sick and claiming almost every CT scalp each round. His nemesis....GALANT....is on the CT side.
Galant on Mic:
"Im pretending to be AFK guys!...Dont vote me out ok?"
*GALANT sits in Spawn for the round while his teammates die, not moving a muscle. Podgey approaches spawn, stops when he see's GALANT am AFK. Podge pulls his knife and stalks his prey*
Galant on mic again:
"Here he comes!!!...Its Podgey!!!....Watch this fellas, watch this!!!!'
*Galant spins 45 degrees, whips out his USP and BLAM BLAM BLAM, Head shots podge into next week*
*podge cracks the shits and quites the server....everyone on CT laughing hysterically for ages*
yeah i've done the same as the knifing dude but i wait and then the dude ducked to knife me so i pulled out mu knife and got a head shot (stab) he didn't like it a pissed off
I was at a LAN here in darwin one weekend. Aztec was teh map. I rushed to the bridge room as a T. Whipped out mah scout, strafed, let loose a single shot without really aiming and BAM BAM BAM, three HS with one bullett. Looked cool, and i laffed when everyone else in the bridge room on the other end decided to go a different way :P
one late night while very involved in a game of cs, someone jumped round a corner and gave me a headshot it gave me such a fright that i fell backwards off my chair (lay on the ground in a fit of giggles) hheheheheh
yeh i know ur kidding man :) nah, i have been playing (admittedly) on internode quite a bit, and RIOT, PacNet and GSA servers. mainly due to the lagg issue with GU. But you just dont get the same community feel when ur on servers other than GU, which is what keeps bringing me back.
in general i havent played much CS at all, not since i got my ps2 anyways :shock: