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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellphone on a bench rings and one of them engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at Harrods now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes showroom and saw the new
convertible. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£55,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £2 1/4 million."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer £2 million."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"