as the topic says, whats your fav pick-up lines :D
Favorite Pick-Up Lines?
31 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
Mind if I give you an Australian kiss? Its similar to a French kiss but its 'Down Under'
Post 3
how do you like your eggs in the morning? fertilised
Post 4
Knight said this one to me
"Lets play armies, i'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!"
I personally thought he should tell the chicks he can shoot 2 meters and it hits the curtains behind him! :oops: :oops:
Post 5
Do what I say or I kill the bunny [Image: http://www.gamers-underground.com/phpBB2/download.php?id=1407]
Post 6
hey baby how bout you come and sit on my lap and we will talk about what ever pops up
hey do you wanna go for pizza and sex?? [INSERT SHOCKED REACTION HERE] what you dont like pizza? 8)
Post 7
Hi, My name is Sean.
I have a 13' penis.
*after sex*
Ok.....i lied.
Post 8
nice shoes, wanna fu*k
Post 9
i once had a whole book of pick ups... i wonder where it went.... aah i found a bit of it...
* are you jamacian? cos your jamacian me crazy.
* i want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
* lets go to my place and do the things i'll tell everyone we did anyway.
* im not trying anything, i always put my hands there.
* (classic) do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
* im going to have sex with you anyway, so you might as well be there.
* hi. you'll do...
* i've had a real bad day and it sheers me up when i see a pretty girl smile, would you smile for me?
* you know, the more i drink, the prettier you get!
Post 10
wow lilu those are some i have never heard before and i love them :P
Post 11
*stand next to a girl and just suddenly say* Hey, it's obvious you are interested in me, so lets get this over with, and buy me a drink already? *chuck in an eyeroll now* :roll:
Or just be the "The Brad" from the Smirnoff Ice ad
Post 12
my favourite is.
how much?
Post 13
Pick up lines am bad.
Post 14
Quote from Whisper:
Pick up lines am bad.
They are, but I love people having to test them for themselves good to laugh at :lol:
Post 15
Pickup lines are cool... and funny.
Heres one I heard from Pizza:
You hear that? (cup hand around ear) is there an airport around here? Cos I think thats the sound of my heart taking off. (real corny)
or this one: That shirt looks very becoming on you and if I was on you I would be cummin on you.
Post 16
it's "...I would be cumming too."
Post 17
Are those space pants? casue that ass is outa this world
Post 18
Wanna fuck?
Post 19
pick up lines are bad. anyone who uses them is asking to be made fun of. and there are sooo many people that use them!!! its always fun to come back with a sarcastic reply, or better yet, swoon that the cornyest line in the world actually worked. then they get all excited, laugh and walk away.... :D
Post 20
say "Hi" and smile.
Post 21
[code:1:c63b2a242e]cd /usr/src/
tar -xjf chatupGenerator-0.7.tar.bz2
cd chatupGenerator-0.7
./configure --disable-perverse --enable-fraylib
make
make install[/code:1:c63b2a242e]
execute chatup as necessary. Also creates a library (libchatup.so) so you can write your own programs for it.
[DISCLAIMER: I am not being serious]
Post 22
what about
how u doin :wink:
Post 23
how about i take you to subway and feed you a foot long
Post 24
Quote from Knight Of Nih:
what about
how u doin :wink:
yeah but its gotta be in the Fonz voice 8)
Post 25
Quote from Sa' Martok:
[quote:206be40928="Knight Of Nih"]what about
how u doin :wink:
yeah but its gotta be in the Fonz voice 8)[/quote:206be40928]
Dont you mean Joey from Friends? The Fonz was more like "HEEEEeeeeeeyyyyy" *insert thumbs up here*
Post 26
Yea sif it was fonzie. Joey heaps better :)
Post 27
yeah i ment in the joey voice
Post 28
Quote from Cr@zY DuCk:
Mind if I give you an Australian kiss? Its similar to a French kiss but its 'Down Under'
lol, it worked for me, gw crazy duck
never heard it before then used it once and whatdya know
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Post 29
Nice work mate [Image: http://forums.overclockers.com.au/images/smilies/thumbup.gif]
Post 30
oh my god.... let me slap the girl who fell for that line!! so sad!
Post 31
Quote from Whisper:
Pick up lines am bad.
And it is for this reason, that you shall be known as teh geek with the Chainmail clothing.