You're in a pit with a lion - Choose your weapon!

49 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Okay here it is. It's not too far in the distant future, the local natives decide it would be fun to chuck you into a pit with a vicious lion and watch you defend yourself with only one item of your choice.

Luck have it be it can only be from this Hardware Shop.

Please note there are no powerpoints anywhere near in sight!

Disclaimer: Shamelessly stolen from another forum.

Please don't hotlink images directly from the hardware shop site, that would be stealing their bandwidth. Host it on your own server or attach it to the forum.

Post 2

Flood Industrial Strength Citristrip 500mL

Post 3

barbecue
• 2 burner

lunch is served people

Post 4

Id use this guy, he can fight for me.

Post 5

cordless drill

Post 6

mmm...phwoarrR!

Edited: Don't hotlink images - stealing their bandwidth

Post 7

I'd use sandpaper.... If I'm gunna beat this lion.. I'm gunna make it painful... :wink:

Post 8

probs one of these suckers

this hardware sucks..wheres the axes and machetes?

Post 9

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Raw!

Post 10

no power exo... good luck stanbbing him with that.. u may get him once twice wgile he's eating u!!!

cop this u stupid lion and u dam village ppl!!!!

edit: maybe i could make at least one batch..

Post 11

Like Roy...or maybe not like Roy.

Or perhaps some pacifier :)

Post 12

Hmm... I'd have to go with this... and hope it's a little bit bigger than what's shown... Still... a lion. There's no use going for the neck cos there fur is so tough... did anyone see any condoms in that hardware shop 8)

Post 13

May I suggest for the seriously lacking in defense skills.

Post 14

Climb outta the cage :D

Post 15

HA! Once I've riveted his bitch ass tail to the wall, that noob lion anint going anywhere.

-D.

PS. Just put him in your crab pot Ebola...

Post 17

Quote from SOLOman1:
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:D

ohh nice choice but how would you heat it up or would you depend on a force to force the gas out creating an explosion>

Post 18

first i'll play him a game of...

and then i'll burn him with...

Post 19

lemon jiuce man you hjave to get tehe pics from the hardware store so you fail man sorry

Post 20

So Lemon Juice is the first to get used by the lion.

Post 21

Well, my lion can suck this fork :P
Cyclone D Handle Garden Fork

Start aerating that lawn or those garden beds to stimulate strong root growth. Features wooden handle, metal head and ergonomic D handle for ease in griping.

Attach don't hotlink guys.(and girls)

Post 22

I'll trap it and let it die of starvation 8)

Post 23

It seems you have a giant tag on your shed

Post 24

Quote:
First Alert Kitchen Model Fire Extinguisher

This extinguisher is rated 5BE and is specially designed to fight small oil and electrical fires. Stylish design fits in well with all decors, and features quick release cap which acts as wall bracket.

first i'd spray the biatch, then i'd hit him over the head when he was down.... several times.

Post 25

any one of these i reckon, doh i cant beleive they didnt sell chainsaws i had to buy it from the bloke out the front busking :lol:

Post 26

Quote from psyave:
Well, my lion can suck this fork :P
Cyclone D Handle Garden Fork

Start aerating that lawn or those garden beds to stimulate strong root growth. Features wooden handle, metal head and ergonomic D handle for ease in griping.

Attach don't hotlink guys.(and girls)

You stole my fork :(

But here is a good one too :twisted:

Post 27

To me, it is a Ryobi CRS550 550 Watt Multi-saw with Variable Speed Control.

For the lion, it will be painful

Post 28

Hows about my handy Grout rake

Post 29

yeh, painful after it swallows your entire arm along with the saw.... :D

Edit: 4000 posts... sad.

Post 30

Changed mind, this will do.

Think Ghostbusters

Post 31

Cyclone Medium Shifting Shovel

Blade width 265mm
Blade depth 315mm
Handle lift 930mm
Overall length 1470mm
2mm high carbon Australian steel blade
Lacquer sealed hardwood handle

love that 1.5m away goodness

Post 32

Quote from BlueMania:
Changed mind, this will do.

Think Ghostbusters

you're going to bust the dust in its mane are you? :)

Post 33

Heh, Harbs gonna reprogram the lion.

Post 34

Brrrmmm......

Jay edit: removed hotlinking

Post 35

WOO

Masport Missile 4 Stroke Petrol Mower
Reliable Briggs & Stratton Sprint 375 engine with steel housing. Features quick cut blade system with 460mm cutting width for optimum performance.

Fuel Can
Perfect for storing your mower fuel.

Rake
Cyclone 14T Landscaper

Shovel

Gas Can
Nails, pointy things
Bynorm 1.6mmx106m Purple Weed Trimmer Line

See Diagram...

edit - damn.. only one item.. ok i choose lawn mower

Post 36

Quote from Minorci:

edit - damn.. only one item.. ok i choose lawn mower

Evil dead style I presume?

Post 37

muhuhahaha

Look what I get........
Yeah that's right Now I can have a plan, many things available all in one package.....
Glue in the eyes, umm.. Cut off his toes with the stanley, His legs with the Saw, and stab him to death with the Screwdrivers!!!

Muhuhahaha

Post 38

Hahahhaa, this is an awesome thread.
My turn:

I figure, that the faster i get naked, the faster i scare him to death.

Post 39

ok, barbie mates, these fucking rock, i can kill him, skin him, and eat im with this thing

Post 40

i was wondering if anyone would pick up on this...

"Stick up more than John Wayne with this hamper from hardwareshop. You get a Lion Hot Melt Glue Gun, Rapid Staple Gun, Selleys Araldite, Selleys Liquid Nails, Selleys Craft Glue, Selleys Supa Glue, Scotch Poster Tape and... "

Post 41

Quote from Cr@zY L|aMa:
lemon jiuce man you hjave to get tehe pics from the hardware store so you fail man sorry

these stuff are from hardware store
check the bathroom section i think, so yea mwahahah beat that

EDIT: heres the links
http://www.hardwareshop.com.au/details.asp?prodid=1253&cat=145&path=144,145

and

http://www.hardwareshop.com.au/details.asp?prodid=1258&cat=145&path=144,145

Post 42

Snakes and Ladders?

At a hardware store?

I guess it's for all us 'lion fighting' people...

Post 43

and yet no axe :?

Post 44

.... first i would blind him with my torch, then.... um, there wasnt a picture but id spray a can of paint in his eyes so he couldnt see, then in his mouth till he passed out from the fumes, then id use my flash light for a morse code thingy....
*shrugs*

i think whoop did it with the ladder tho....

Post 45

I reckon I'd be able to do something with this bit of chemical engineering marvel.

Selleys Araldite Super Strength Ciba-Geigy Epoxy Adhesive 200ML

Post 46

um... hmm dropped in pit with ladder, lion starts to charge cause it's really hungry from being starved for a week, pick up huge heavy ladder extend to height of pit go to step on first step... oh sh@t no legs... try draging self up with arms... oh crap no arms....

lion 1 whoop 0 muhuhahaha :P

Post 47

you do realise that lions can climb ladders too!! good plan that one now you have to try and out run the sucker in a wider area!!

Post 48

On that fact I'd reckon it'll bite your arse off before you get that ladder upl.

Post 49

the name says it all

Quote:
Supercraft Heavy Duty Gun Tacker

This staple gun is an ideal fastening tool for all those jobs at home, the office shop etc. Features variable power control, all steel construction, quick jam clearance, safety handle lock, slip on stitch anvil and separate staple remover.

Takes 6-14mm staples
Will accept Arrow T50 or Rapid140 staples
Cat: TMG0310

one bitchin' piece of hardware. true warriors take the beast down one hit at a time, with 1000 of these babies: