Okay here it is. It's not too far in the distant future, the local natives decide it would be fun to chuck you into a pit with a vicious lion and watch you defend yourself with only one item of your choice.
Luck have it be it can only be from this Hardware Shop.
Please note there are no powerpoints anywhere near in sight!
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Hmm... I'd have to go with this... and hope it's a little bit bigger than what's shown... Still... a lion. There's no use going for the neck cos there fur is so tough... did anyone see any condoms in that hardware shop 8)
Well, my lion can suck this fork :P Cyclone D Handle Garden Fork
Start aerating that lawn or those garden beds to stimulate strong root growth. Features wooden handle, metal head and ergonomic D handle for ease in griping.
Quote: First Alert Kitchen Model Fire Extinguisher
This extinguisher is rated 5BE and is specially designed to fight small oil and electrical fires. Stylish design fits in well with all decors, and features quick release cap which acts as wall bracket.
first i'd spray the biatch, then i'd hit him over the head when he was down.... several times.
Quote from psyave: Well, my lion can suck this fork :P Cyclone D Handle Garden Fork
Start aerating that lawn or those garden beds to stimulate strong root growth. Features wooden handle, metal head and ergonomic D handle for ease in griping.
Masport Missile 4 Stroke Petrol Mower Reliable Briggs & Stratton Sprint 375 engine with steel housing. Features quick cut blade system with 460mm cutting width for optimum performance.
Fuel Can Perfect for storing your mower fuel.
Rake Cyclone 14T Landscaper
Shovel
Gas Can Nails, pointy things Bynorm 1.6mmx106m Purple Weed Trimmer Line
See Diagram...
edit - damn.. only one item.. ok i choose lawn mower
Look what I get........ Yeah that's right Now I can have a plan, many things available all in one package..... Glue in the eyes, umm.. Cut off his toes with the stanley, His legs with the Saw, and stab him to death with the Screwdrivers!!!
i was wondering if anyone would pick up on this...
"Stick up more than John Wayne with this hamper from hardwareshop. You get a Lion Hot Melt Glue Gun, Rapid Staple Gun, Selleys Araldite, Selleys Liquid Nails, Selleys Craft Glue, Selleys Supa Glue, Scotch Poster Tape and... "
.... first i would blind him with my torch, then.... um, there wasnt a picture but id spray a can of paint in his eyes so he couldnt see, then in his mouth till he passed out from the fumes, then id use my flash light for a morse code thingy.... *shrugs*
um... hmm dropped in pit with ladder, lion starts to charge cause it's really hungry from being starved for a week, pick up huge heavy ladder extend to height of pit go to step on first step... oh sh@t no legs... try draging self up with arms... oh crap no arms....
This staple gun is an ideal fastening tool for all those jobs at home, the office shop etc. Features variable power control, all steel construction, quick jam clearance, safety handle lock, slip on stitch anvil and separate staple remover.
Takes 6-14mm staples Will accept Arrow T50 or Rapid140 staples Cat: TMG0310
one bitchin' piece of hardware. true warriors take the beast down one hit at a time, with 1000 of these babies: