Shamelessly stolen from the Devart forums. The game is simple, post whatever you have in your clipboard.
Like so:
"Muay thai is not only the most efficicent of the traditional standup martial arts, but the most powerful. It's speed is nothing to be laughed at...it won't compare to say, TKD in that regards, but TKD fighters consistently lose to muay thai fighters despite their superior speed."
Haha, where have I seen that one before [Image: http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninja.gif]
TIA/EIA-606 specifies that each hardware termination unit have some kind of unique identifier. This identifier must be marked on each termination hardware unit, or on its label. When identifiers are used at the work area, station terminations must have a label on the faceplate, the housing, or the connector itself. All labels, whether they are adhesive or insertable, must meet legibility, defacement, and adhesion requirements as specified in UL969.
"Hello, my name is ?????? and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, "000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Statistics show that more than fifty percent of Australia’s population are computer illiterate and need to ask for help with computers on many basic things that could be learnt through a very simple course. By providing a compulsory IT course in high school people would learn the basics of computers and how to use many of the day to day applications, such as Microsoft Word, Windows and Excel
OMG..... i never knew that was still in my clipboard... If ya didn't guess, im at school, meant to be doin IT.... BORING!! Man I hate databases
That's from the start of my English argumentative... I think I got a 17 for it
Roman soldiers in Britannia chose Constantine as emperor of the western half of the empire. The emperor of the eastern half, Galerius, refused to recognize this choice. Instead, he chose his drinking companion, Licinius. Rome revolted rather than accept such a decision from the east, and the leader of this revolt, Maxentius, the son of a former vice-emperor under Diocletian, claimed himself emperor in the west. From Britannia, Constantine challenged Maxentius and extended his rule to Gaul. Maxentius extended his rule to Spain and to North Africa. And where Maxentius ruled he ended the persecution of Christians.
ut mine has a cut copy and paste button along with an uber scroll and a forward and back button [16:39] Webb Himself: AND [16:39] Webb Himself: a program toggle thingy [16:39] reactor: lol [16:39] reactor: no scroll/ [16:40] Webb Himself: it has a scroll [16:40] Webb Himself: i cant find a pic [16:40] reactor: doesnt matter
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