Mangoes and Fruit Bats

15 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Every had one of those morning when you just want to sleep in..... and at 6.30am you get woken up by fruit bats in you next door neighbours mango tree.

My first thought was where's my .22 or a sling. God damm there noisy, I though they were possums to begin with.

Post 2

Napalm fixes everything....... :twisted:

Post 3

:D

It would land just a tad too close to my room though

Post 4

be glad you don't live at tindal, right in the middle of the houseing estate is the bats nesting trees, there is like 4/5000 bats.... they make a hell of alot of noise ALL the time!

Post 5

I would take a shot gun to that, and get the base personal involved in the cull

Post 6

Quote from Monkey:
Napalm fixes everything....... :twisted:
rofl, planning on a BBQ? :roll:

Post 7

BBQ bat?? u could steal all the mangoes then you have lots of mangos *mmmm* and no more bats

Post 8

had the same thing happen. birds int he big tree infront of my house, kept making noises and loud ones. dad went outside to throw shit at it and sawy his car was stolen :D

Post 9

I could think of better projectiles other than poo. Bumber about the car.

Post 10

Quote from PlayinG ShithousE:
BBQ bat

:shock:

Post 11

even a shot gun would not be effective. too many bats.

Post 12

Quote from Wally:
even a shot gun would not be effective. too many bats.

You need to think in optimistic terms.

I'd say: "A shotgun is perfect in a target-rich environment like this".

Post 13

Quote from Batfink:
[quote:8b18c9375e="PlayinG ShithousE"]BBQ bat

:shock:[/quote:8b18c9375e]

with saucey sauce :-)

-D.

Post 14

Quote from Remy Lebeau:

with saucey sauce :-)
-D.

Sif saucey sauce, and im not too sure i like the "target practice" posting tag....

hums a tune "Bad Bats , Bad Bats Wachya gunna do...."

anyway took me 10 days to get back here ... who said i was slow ??

Post 15

we could combine two threads here and provide catering for lilu.....