Make them up yourself, no plagiarism, but here is the Place to post your insults, no real purpose other than leting you vent some steam and having others ride you work that we otherwise are not aloud to post
If you need to give your insult a direction then let’s aim them at an imaginary bloke called “Fred" ................................
Fred you ill mannered cock munching half witted freak, if you had any friends they would be embarrassed to know you, but with you, that is of no concern as your vomit incurring stench given off by your filthy unwashed putrid pathetic body would drive off even Mother Teresa.
Your life is of non consequence to anyone in the whole universe, even your mother has rejected you for the freak you are, you continued participation in evolution is weakening the human race, and should you manage (threw what could only be rape), to add to the gene pool, you may well bring about the eventual decline of humanity.
Your mind is a random wash of total insignificant countless thoughts that can only be described as a total and utter waste of the bio electric energy being used, that could otherwise be used by an insect to do some more important than your breathing, such as a fly eating horse shit.
Should you read this and lose hope in your own need for continued participation in what is a race creatures that would benefit from your removal (as every one else already has), please do not brother to tell anyone of your realization, as no one cares, just slip quietly away and take care of the problem where no one will ever find you worthless corpse
fuck off you cumguzzling shitchewing pineapple fucking shoe selling camel jockey rice farmer faggot mong with a breadstick for a dick. Your mother is in my basement after i stole her from you and put her down like the dog that she is you inbred goat fucking child mollesting field grazing corn eating parking meter nachi apple piece of horseshit, get the fuck back in your centrelink line you metho sniffing petrol syphoning welfare abusing excuse for a piece of fungus covered prairie dog foreskin.
Quote from Cr@zY DuCk: fucking shoe selling oi al bundy was a shoes sales man and he is a ledgen so jsut remove that bit and ya insult had no more problems i think
You gutter sniping, low life, camel ass licking, foul breathed, brown nosing, mentally challenged, socially retarded, friend deficient, gargantuan nosed, puck eyed, half witted, phuced up, brain undersupplied, gangly limped, fat assed, pot bellied, pock faced, snotty nosed, soiled clothed, height impaired, career virgin, your tiny, insignificant, pointless, pathetic, inane, desperate existence is a total waste of the air you breath.
The hardest part of an insult IMHO is thinking of a comeback.
but my fave insult (war) is the bash.org one.
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS