The Death Test

35 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

i found this interesting
so i would like to see others results
go to here to do the 3min test
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 30, 2056
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Post 2

i took that test. and apparently i am already dead. that was about 5 years ago.

Post 3

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (21%)
Drowning (8%)

Post 4

May 29, 2068
at the age of 89 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (30%)
Loneliness (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Post 5

i dont need no stinking test, a Women will be the Death of me :(

tn1.fate

Post 6

Howie.....ummm but Firstly you need a Woman so that can happen

:P

Post 7

Quote from cockroche:
Howie.....ummm but Firstly you need a Woman so that can happen

:P

b00yah :D

Post 8

June 29, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.

Post 9

July 8, 2040
at the age of 55 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Post 10

August 16, 2058
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (46%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (9%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)

ahahahaahahhaaa. SHIT!

Post 11

Enigma i die 2 days after you. :)

Post 12

February 5, 2034
at the age of 56 years old.

Post 13

October 30, 2054 at the age of 72 years old.

Post 14

October 27, 2058 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Well, atleast i should see the birth of flying cars on our streets :P

Post 15

March 8, 2046
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Suicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

well thats somber.....

Post 16

You can expect to die on:

July 5, 2064
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (17%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

Post 17

April 25, 2057
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Homicide (9%)
Drowning (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Why do i seem to have more likely corses of death than every1 else so far :S

Post 18

January 22, 2053
at the age of 71 years old.

Post 19

November 22, 2072
at the age of 94 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)

Post 20

I did it ages ago, apparently I live to about 59, so I have another good 40 years in front of me ;)

Post 21

Quote from w00p:
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

woo just like mulder

Post 22

April 24, 2052
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Suicide (14%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Post 23

You can expect to die on:

June 25, 2066
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Post 24

June 30, 2056.
At the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer 26%
Heart Attack 20%
Wild Animal Mauling 15%
Alcoholism 7%
Electrolysis 4%

Post 25

Quote from Seqo:
Electrolysis 4%

omg you're going to rust to death!

Post 26

Quote from ACE:
November 22, 2072
at the age of 94 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
fuck u are goign to be a old bastard arnt ya

Post 27

October 19, 2039
at the age of 52 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (20%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

Why do i Get all the good ones... :shock:

Post 28

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 1, 2055
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Electrolysis (18%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Electrolysis..WTF

Post 29

April 8, 2069
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (14%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)

meh, i just say shoot me when i lose bowel control :P

Post 30

auto-fellatio... omg, lol, that shit aint cool.

Post 31

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 2, 2051
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

AUto-Fellatio.. is like giving myself head ? :D

Post 32

Quote:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 22, 2060
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Post 33

Aravi u will die from alien abduction
cause they will be taking u home :P

Post 34

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 16, 2045
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)

Post 35

i was thinking, wouldn't loneliness and suicide be in the same category?