CS Still Sucks

64 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

man i thought getting ADSL would make me gooder at CS
But i still suck just as bad as ever.

Post 2

Maybe you shouldn't be blaming the game then :D

Post 3

yeh knight, blame your video card :D

Post 4

blame your lack of 1337 skills :p

Post 5

blame canada

Post 6

blame CS for not dying....

Post 7

LOL its sooo cool to bash CS, especially when you suck at it :)

Post 8

cs is gash .. :D

Post 9

blame it on the rain.

Post 10

for god sakes, whatever you do, don't put the blame on you.

Post 11

Wow... everyone's line from this thread kinda makes a poem.

Post 12

blame the hard drugs

Post 13

In mother Russia, the game blame's you.

Post 14

OMFG funniest thread ever.

Post 15

CS is gewd

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Post 16

Cs

cs requires a lot of luck to be good at. its 25% skill 75% luck. BF2 is more like 60% skill 20% luck and 20% quality of computer. If you comp is good play BF2 :D

Post 17

this thread is a lol and a half, and the gold keeps coming!

Post 18

rumplestiltskin!

Post 19

Quote:
†IL Duce†cs requires a lot of luck to be good at. its 25% skill 75% luck. BF2 is more like 60% skill 20% luck and 20% quality of computer. If you comp is good play BF2 :D

CS skills > all shooter skills

CS camping > All shooter camping

CS matchs > All gaming matches, cept for online poker

Post 20

Quote from †IL Duce†:
cs requires a lot of luck to be good at. its 25% skill 75% luck. BF2 is more like 60% skill 20% luck and 20% quality of computer. If you comp is good play BF2 :D

Haha, you're hilarious, and totally wrong. :)

Post 21

CS does not require a lot of luck to be good at, only someone not very good at the game would say that..

Post 22

Quote from Jono:
.. only someone not very good at the game would say that..

CS is luck ;-)

PS I like spam...

Post 23

Quote from psyave:
CS skills > all shooter skills

CS camping > All shooter camping

CS matchs > All gaming matches, cept for online poker

Go watch some pro quake 3 or painkiller demos and then come back and tell me that CS requires more skill...

Post 24

done

CS requires more skill

Post 25

If skill means accuracy and reflexes, deathmatch scenarios inside QuakeWorld reign supreme.

The obvious aside, CS requires a lot more "skill" as an individual than BF2.

Post 26

Quote from †IL Duce†:
cs requires a lot of luck to be good at. its 25% skill 75% luck. BF2 is more like 60% skill 20% luck and 20% quality of computer. If you comp is good play BF2 :D
.........no

BLAME BETTER PLAYERS!!! :D

Post 27

I want to quote everyone on the thread but that'll be a waste of space....

Way funny this thread is.

Post 28

Quote from CoCoBuckeTs:
LOL its sooo cool to bash CS, especially when you suck at it :)

I probably do, I haven't played it in a few years. I've had enough CS for one, nay, two, lifetimes and really can't stomach any more.

Post 29

Id say CS has a high degree of psychology involved. Knowing where people are likely to camp/awp, knowing where flashes are likely to be thrown and knowing which route the enemy is likely to take.

Post 30

Thats probably more due to the fact that you know the map well rather than heavy psycho-analysis of players...

Post 31

That kind of 'psychology' could be true for just about any game.

Post 32

I would call that experience.
And it works as long as you aren't playing n00bs :grin:

Post 33

Quote:
RossManThat kind of 'psychology' could be true for just about any game.

Yeh, like me playing you at tekken.

Me as character, goes for left punch. Rossman as Devil Jin returns, block, low punch, high kick, low punch, mid punch, mid kick, low kick, mid punch, high kick, grab, grab, parry, Devil laz beam headshot. Me dead :D

Post 34

lol psyave,
Just keep your Jack-5 the hell away from me.

Post 35

Blame EA Games.

Post 36

for counter-strike?

Post 37

Quote from Wally:
for counter-strike?

lol yeah for CS.

Post 38

blame ur self for buying or downloading the game, its a waste of HD space!
Ive got it still cuz im good at it but the so called Realistice Weapon Inaccuracy, does anyone wanna quote about that?

Post 39

engrish plz kthx

Post 40

Quote from Ritz:
lol yeah for CS.

how do you figure that?

Post 41

The root of all fascism is a lack of a sense of hummer. [aka, its just a joke mate :)]

Post 42

Blame it on the Boogie.

Post 43

Quote from Ritz:
The root of all fascism is a lack of a sense of hummer. [aka, its just a joke mate :)]

lol i figured, i was just messing with you
btw, love the spelling of "humour"

Post 44

Quote from Wally:
lol i figured, i was just messing with you
btw, love the spelling of "humour"

lol hate it when you get pissed and go on the net.. worse with a mic.

Post 45

Quote from Ritz:
lol hate it when you get pissed and go on the net.. worse with a mic.

hahahahahahaha hahahahhah ahahahahahaha
lol
mucho experience with that :D

Post 46

its worse when ur drunk and u accidently hit the view webcam button on ur girlfriends msn window :(

Post 47

Do I ask?

Post 48

do tell *ears perk up*

Post 49

links :D

Post 50

Those who can, do. Those who can't, complain. --Why does that seem like the perfect statement to make when everyones bitching bout CSS being crap?

Post 51

CSS is kinda shit... i mean seriously? its more like first person gambling, shoot them 10 times, they die, they shoot u 9 times, u die, u nade he dies, he nades u die or possibaly u jump to ur death, i mean i do like the game but please!!!! CUT THE BULLSH*T, honostly, they need to get rid of the Cv-47 bugg, 1st shot of the clip = 100% accuracy and 1 hit kill to the head or 60 damage + when u hit an enemy, also may i remind, THE CONSTANT USAGE OF AWP SNIPER RIFLES?! seriously, the other day i killed an awper and i picked up his rifle for 1 second and immediately im called a newb??

Post 52

You still havent answered the webcam question....

Post 53

Quote from NewbiTLorD:
CSS is kinda shit... i mean seriously? its more like first person gambling, shoot them 10 times, they die, they shoot u 9 times, u die, u nade he dies, he nades u die or possibaly u jump to ur death, i mean i do like the game but please!!!! CUT THE BULLSH*T, honostly, they need to get rid of the Cv-47 bugg, 1st shot of the clip = 100% accuracy and 1 hit kill to the head or 60 damage + when u hit an enemy, also may i remind, THE CONSTANT USAGE OF AWP SNIPER RIFLES?! seriously, the other day i killed an awper and i picked up his rifle for 1 second and immediately im called a newb??
Have you thought of joining the Navy too?

Post 54

I have retired from playing CS/CSS
i only play WC3 Mod.

Post 55

Evolve or die newbs.

Getting shot at? Dodge? Hide? There is always an option you are just too stupid to think of it.

Post 56

Jug.... whats the navy got to do with this lol?

Post 57

Quote from NewbiTLorD:
Jug.... whats the navy got to do with this lol?
Hehe i just thought after reading your rant you could do with some time away, preferably at sea.
And if you played your cards right you might get to cross the equator.
Just having a stir dude.
:cool:

Post 58

Some time away at sea eh? maybe that could answer to Wrathlons 95% Video Game Addiction :D

Post 59

Last i played CS i was at a lan party and a kid about 12 years old was watching me play. When i died i was tottaly pissed off because mostly i sux at the game, i still remember to this day what that kid said "why are you so upset?" or somthing along those lines.

i havent touched the game since.

Post 60

I'm not addicted..I can quit anytime I want, there is nothing stoppi...w00t WoW's up :D *Stops Twitching*

Post 61

Quote from Wortel:
Evolve or die newbs.

Getting shot at? Dodge? Hide? There is always an option you are just too stupid to think of it.

lol, killing other people first works best :D
I still love CS and CSS, play CS1.6 non steam regularly at college

Post 62

Killing the other people first isn't good when they have an AWP. unless ulttra long range headshots are your skills

Post 63

Just snap off the good ol' BSHS and watch the awper scream...

Post 64

:D hehehehehe