Name the new Microsoft OS

31 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

I am interested to see what people would name the new OS if they were given the chance.
If Billy G drove a dumptruck full of cash up to your house and asked you to name his new baby, what would you call it?

Post 2

Heres a name for it :D

Post 3

Microsoft Windows XP v2.0 Resource Hogging Edition

Post 4

all MS oses are RHE intensieve :)

Post 5

yeah but this new one is especially more resource hogging have you seen the supposed min reqs for it?

Post 6

Microsoft GT or Microsoft Ultra :)

Post 7

Windows XT800

Post 8

Quote from leonami:
Microsoft Windows XP v2.0 Resource Hogging Edition

yeah well windows 98 was a res hogger when it came out.. then the hardware caught up.. same thing here!!

Post 9

Quote from MetalAttack:
yeah well windows 98 was a res hogger when it came out.. then the hardware caught up.. same thing here!!

So maybe "Windows It'll Run Like The Clackers in 5 Years We Promise!"

Post 10

Windows Brownie

Post 11

Quote from Knight Of Nih:
Microsoft Ultra :)

Sounds like a type of Tampon or Sanitary Pad :| No thanks.

Post 12

Diet Windows

Post 13

Quote from brownie:
Windows Brownie

At first glance, I thought that said "Windows Browneye" :P

Post 14

thats v2

Post 15

Windows Ph3n0m4n4l Edition

Post 16

Windows XPensive - Memory Whore

Post 17

New name MS Windows Vista

Beta test version will be out 3rd August.

Post 18

OT - StarScream, where you playing BF2 LATE last night? I remember killing a StarScream a few times ;)

Post 19

Yeah me too. Bastard killed me a few times too lol

Post 20

Quote from Seqo:
Sounds like a type of Tampon or Sanitary Pad :| No thanks.

So they've cleaned Windows up a bit? It's now only as unpleasant as a used tampon.

Post 22

Windows CEMENT

http://www.dukemug.org/media/images/windows_cement.jpg

Post 23

so i guess all of you window haters use a different operating system then? seen as you obviously all hate it :P

Post 24

I use it cause I havent got around to putting linux back on :p

Post 25

Quote from HeReTiC:
so i guess all of you window haters use a different operating system then? seen as you obviously all hate it :P

If there was an alternate OS that supported the gaming as much as windows and was more efficient I'm sure most people would switch.

Besides, Its not hate for windows... its a general acceptance that it sucks...

Post 26

Windows

Windows is crap. I have it as second os because it sucks. LINUX RED ALL THE WAY.:D :D :D

Post 27

wait no ..... diet windows.... with lime soon to be followed by diet windows with vanilla

Post 28

then comes cherry windows...... ohh no its déja vu

Post 29

lol leave the deja vu to the other thead :D

windows lazy edition

Post 30

i knew makin that deja vu thread would get me majorly bagged out... anyhow, how bout Windows - None Memory Whoring Edition, meeting all your expectations to speed your pc up with a crappy browser. Also comes Limited Edition virtual Ice Cream!

Post 31

MMmmm...ice cream